BF 2142

Como Esta Beeetches,
BF 2142. Now you may think the BF stands for "best friend". OH no no no, you could not be more wrong. If you want to see the true side to your friends I must suggest you all get this game. There is no greater feeling of hate you will ever experience than when you are balls deep in a fire fight and you turn to see your best friend stabbing you in the gooch just to get your fucking dog tags. You know that mother fucker aint sending one to your mama, nooooo. He's gonna place those fuckers over his fireplace.

Another thing about this fucking game is the fact that your online with ass clowns that have put 250 hours into a game that has only been out for two fucking weeks. So do I have a chance to get many kills or for that fact have any fucking fun? Fuuuuuuuuck no. I just start the fucking game and next thing I know while I'm trying to tie my shoe or load my gun I've got the 40 year old virgin shoving C-4 firmly into my anus. Meanwhile I got 8 year old kids cursing my name because I don't know how to "work on a squad". God knows if I live long enough in this game to actually need extra supplies I have to count on some asshole with a god complex to find it in his heart to drop me some. Ohhhh thank you almighty commander. DICK!!!

So if you have it in your head that there is any chance of me ever playing this game again then I have to tell it to you like this................ FUCK YES I AM. Though this game will piss you off when you get killed by the same asshole so many times you start thinking you must have done something to his mama, there is no better feeling than seeing your best friends running through the burning streets of war torn berlin, and knowing with just the click of the left mouse button you can fuck up their day, or sneeking up on some sniper thinking he's being slick, pulling out your trusty pig sticker, shanking him prison style, and yelling out, "DOG TAGS BITCH".

Have a beautiful day.