DINGS! - The Crappiest Bar on 4 wheels

So ah... Pauls getting married again.

That's right kids Paul aka "Trigg" is getting hitched one-mo-gin. But wait. . . That's not even why I gathered you all here today. So Paul calls the crew and tells us to meet him at his favorite hole in the Devil's tighty whiteys, "DING'S". The bar where everbody know your "Brocs" name. This is where he is going to give her the ring, her being Suzanne "(his lovely wifey to be). So instead of taking her to some place romantic, (and you all know I'm not big on the romance, but come the fuck on..) he invites us all for drinks at Ding's .

Their are two things you should know about me and "Ding's":
1. I hate Ding's. No disrespect to Mrs. Ding, but that place is a dive.
2. Ok make that one thing you need to know.

His philosophy on why of all places Ding's was they met at Ding's. So I ask ( we all ask), is the anniversary gonna be and Ding's? Is the reception gonna be at Ding's? Did you conceive you first kid at Ding's? If your kid was a boy you were gonna name him Broc (God knows why), but if it was a girl was her name gonna be Ding?

Ok I'm done. here are a few pics of the night. Keep in mind I left early (see rule number 1.)


Here's the crew in the smoking section of Ding's (yay!)



Paulito giving his "you all know me. . I love this girl " speech



Everything said, I hope they stay together for a long time.

It's fucking Ding's Paul.....
You should hook Ding's to your mobile home and take it everywhere you go.


On to the important stuff.

Has anyone seen the new Fanstastic 4 preview? Now the first movie sucked ass (save Jessica Alba of course), but this one looks like it has potential. Why you ask. I will tell you. . . "Silver mutha fucking Surfer". That is really all I have to say about the preview. Click the pic for the trailer. I'm giving you the option of how you wanna watch it. ( Real G's choose HD)


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