Holy Master Shake!!!!!!!

If you have ever seen Aqua Teen Hunger Force then you know what a "mooninite" is. If not, then stop reading this right now and go turn on your tv.

Well my ninjas (and pirates), the mooninites have put Boston in a state of emergency. The marketing firm that promotes ATHF placed blinking lights, not very different than a Lite-Brite, around Boston and nine other cities. The company states that these lights have been up for two or three weeks. Apparently some Bostonians that saw these thought they were bombs.

I don't know about you but I never thought of a Lite-Brite as a weapon of mass destruction. These "dangerous" lights made them close bridges and subways around Boston. These people must flip the fuck out during christmas.

The craziest part of this whole situation is that Boston Mayor Thomas Menino is going to seek to punish those responsible for this "terrible" crime. Which could lead to some people doing 2 to 5 years in prison. OVER BLINKING FUCKING LIGHTS!!!!!!

Hey, Mayor Menino (say that 10x fast, I'm joking don't do it idiot) why don't you leave the cartoonists alone and punish the people that need to be punished. Like those little kids with the blinking lights on their shoes. Better yet, arrest the parents of those kids for thinking its ok for the kids to wear them in movie theaters. I'm just saying, its starting to get annoying. Everytime I go to the movies to enjoy a cinematic adventure, I always end up sitting next to the kid that can't sit still if his life depended on it,(oh, and it does my friends, it does) kicking the chair in front of him. With every kick those fucking shoes start to flash in the corner of my eye. Next thing I know, I'm on the fucking ground have a seizure.

So, to all of you ass clowns that are thinking to yourself "we're gonna win this war on terror", think about this. People are so terrified that everyone is out to get them and terrorists are going to strike any second, an entire city was brought to a standstill by this...................

MONKEY........OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!