Super Bowl...more like Super Bitches!!!

So, this being my first post, I thought I should start off slow. I'll save the world, and give the answers to everyone's most penetrating questions next time. So for now....Super Bowl!!

On Sunday, Febuary 4th, The Chicago Bears and the Indianapolis Colts will meet in Miami for Super Bowl XLI. Now I'm not a fan of either of these teams, but I'd like to see the Colts take it to the Bears, just to spite Broc!! You say GO COLTS, I say HELL YES!!

More important than the actual game, will of course be the shindig we have going on, right here, at The Goat Ranch. We're gonna be puting the game on the projector, so we can get that good 80 inch football action. Plenty of beer, food and I'm sure a shitload of people playing the good ol' BF2142. Thats what Sunday's are all about!!

Oh yeah...one last thing about the Super Bowl...i don't wanna see these punk-ass, spoiled rotten, sharpy using, Patrick Swayze dancing, football players dancing evertime they do their job on the field. That shit gets old. Bitches!!!!

Speaking of bitches, I wanna touch on a subject close to my heart. Breasts. Boobies. Titties. Bags of Sand. While I'm more of an ass man, I do respect the funbags quite a bit. I do however take issue with certain types of breasts. The first one is the "long" breast. When a woman takes her shirt off, and the only thing you can say is, "Damn girl, you got some long ass titties.", that ain't right. Oh, and what is up with those chicks with the inch and a half long nipples?? Are you kidding me?! Makes a man feel almost gay sucking on those things. Tickles the backe of your throat!! Yuck! The last thing is areolas. For you amateurs, and areola is the area surrounding the nipple. It is highly sensitive, and can be quite erotic. When it IS NOT erotic, is when the areola is bigger than the rest of the breast. Good lord that's a big areola. You ever been messing with a girl, and have a chopper try and land on the areaola?? That's some crazy shit!

So to summerize, the three B's are...Super Bowl, Bitches and Boobies. On that note, I will take my leave. Stay tuned for our next episode. The Lazy One...Out!