What What (In the Butt)

Before Llama sneaks in the latest "Tahoe Trip" review, I wanted to post a quick somethin somethin.

I know by now everyone has seen bald ass Britney Spears, but once is not enough. A lot of questions have been raised about why she shaved her head. If you wanted to know the truth, all you need to do was come to the Goat. Britney has been thru some tough times. First Justin and her broke up (tears), then She got married for all of 60 seconds or something like that to that one guy, then she got married again to K-Fed, and then they got divorced. Not only is Kevi Kev giving her a hard time, but did you see the shots of her battered and bruised platypus? Think about it. She went from the great Britney "Im a hot ass virgin" Spears, to Hollywood train wreck. Of course the new dew it's a shocker at first. But look at Natalie Portman or Sigourney Weaver. Sure they did it for movie roles and not cuz they just got out of rehab, but no ones offering Britney anymore movies since she shitted on the last one. long story short, I'd still give it to her. She's fucking Britney Spears!

On to the next piece of news or should I say whole damn pie. Those crazy cats from the show Reno 911 are coming out with a movie. Check out the trailer, fucking hilarious. What's not hilarous is Niecy Nash's ass! HOLLY CRAP. Here is a picture from the "Reno 911 Miami" LA premiere.

Now being black myself, I'm pretty familiar with big assed women (Not big women persay, but women with large hindquarters). But this shit is not necessary.

Moving on. . . I found this picture over on the interweb and thought everyone needed to see it. Before you say it's a fake, click on the picture to get a closer shot. I am probably one of the few people out their who don't like Beyonce. Don't get me wrong I'd still give it to her (and she'd like it), but she just gets on my last nerves. All that money and she can't get a good weave and a wax. Come on now. Her mustache is bigger then Jay-Z's.

So by know your probably wondering why the title of this post is what it is. Well this is why:

(note: if you watch this video and don't laugh, God hates you)