So uh... That's Cool

Here is some random filler crap for you bastards out there. Just some good old fun for the kids. I gotta lot of projects working right now, so you will have to excuse me while I say fuck off.

So Your home girl Britney, got some new hair... So uh...that's cool. She doesn't have the worst weave ever, but it's damn close. Like second place close. Welp at least she ain't bald.

Mischa Barton from THE O.C. tv show fame, slips a nip getting out of a car one fine night... So uh... that's cool. I know some kids out there like her, but she's really not my cup o tea. TAKE ME TO THE NIPS

I know you've already heard that Paris "Skank Bank" Hilton got a reduced sentence from the judge the other day. So uh... 23 out a 45 huh.... that's cool.

I wanna have relations with Lucy Liu


Oh get this crap!! Kim Kardashian might get her own reality show. Apparently she's in talks to get a show about herself and her stupid rich family. The rich keep getting richer. So uh...

So Cam'Ron and 50 Cent are beef'n yo! Check out this video of Cam talking crap about Fiddy (yeah I said it) while on vacation. What you can't wait till you get home to talk shit. Gotta send a Taliban tape!

[I HAD A VIDEO BUT IT WAS PULLED FROM THE NET]


Here are a few YouTube links from 50 and Cam:
50 Cent - Camron Diss- funeral music
Cam'ron Official 'Curtis' video (50 Cent Diss)
The Angie Martinez Show-50 Cent on the phone with Cam'ron

Did you watch the Soprano's when Tony had sex with that hot pothead chick. So uh... Her name is Sarah Shahi and if you care click HERE

This is not your mothers MMA... OR is it? ULTIMATE SURRENDER

WTF Mate!

So once again your friendly neighborhood Goat has to come to the rescue with a fucking post for the Stealthy Goat. Granted it is my website, but you would think somethings going on in the world that my 5 other compadres would like to share. Well kiddies . . Step into my office .. . YOUR FUCKING FIRED!!!

Nah, I don't pay them anyway. Ha ha Fuckers, whiles I sit back and make millions. . . .

Ok so here is a few videos that are pretty funny.

And this one



On a totally different subject . .

Just when you thought that's all I have for you. It's once again time for the world famous (well not really) Celebrity Boob of the Week Month Whenever.

Anne Hathaway

While You all might know her from movies like "Ella Enchanted" or "Princess Diaries" or "Devils Wears Prada", But I know her from the movie "Havoc" were shit goes down (and comes off baby).

Ok that's it for now.

Tragedy or Comedy?

Anna Nicole Smith dies of a drug overdose?? Now who would have ever seen that coming? Well, probably everyone that watched the 2005 Video Awards show, but besides those people...no one. Right? But in order to understand the death of an icon, we must first examine her life. Well, at least some key highlights (according to me).

Before she became the beast she was in her later life, she was quite a piece of ass! Seriously. For Gods sake, she was in Playboy! Right about the time she was doing Playboy spreads, she also started suckin' off old dudes. And I don't mean a little older! I'm talkin' a full on, prune juice drinkin', diaper wearin', denture havin' 80 year old man. But he was rich, so I guess that's OK.

After suckin' the life out of the billionaire, (literally), she had to endure a lengthy court battle with the guys son, to see who gets the "chedda". Long story sort, he wins, and she gets nothing but a mouth that tastes like 80 year old sperm and Preperation-H. You know she went there! She then decided to gain about 600 lbs and have a super sweet reality show. What a trainwreck that was. How many times can this sea donkey eat, or shop in one show? This is about the time when she started peddling Trim Spa. She did lose quite a bit of weight, but I'm not sure if it was the dieting, or the cocaine. I guess in Hollywood, cocaine is part of a healthy diet. Mmm mmm good! With her death, I guess we know how healthy her lifestyle really was.

So to recap, she went from beautiful Playboy model, to old man's cum dumpster, to broke fat bitch, to dead. Quite a run! All I have to say is...THANK YOU.

Thank you for fullfilling your destiny. The prophecy of Anna Nicole...To become a dead, gold digging drug addict, who choked down 90 year old cock, in hopes of getting paid. Kudos. We salute you Anna Nicole Smith!! I'd give you two thumbs up, but instead I'll give you 1 cock up, because I'm looking at your Playboy spread, and God damn you were hot!! Whore!

4 Un-Related Things 2 Look @

Let me start off with letting all you Hyphy kids know were you can cop a pair of authentic "Stunna Shades". How about StunnaShadez.net. That's right breezy, The Federation has hooked up with whoever to sell you official Yay Area Stunnaz. The site needs a little work and a pair will cost you like $50.00, but it might be hard to find good stunnaz in the Mid-West.

Next we have the "Celebrity Boob" of the whenever I put it on the site. Today I bring you Rosario Dawson from the crappy movie "Alexander"

(She looks a little mean)
2 down 2 ta go. Lets see. . . Oh for you gamers out there who want to upgrade to the new MS Vista, think again. The folks over at PC Perspective did a review on ATI and NVIDIA upgraded Vista drivers and how they perform unda pressure. Check it out HERE. If you don't wanna read I'll tell you how it ends. (Spoiler!!) They basically said if your a gamer wait until they get their Vista driver shit down before converting your OS. But if you just gotta get the new Vista, ATI is the Card to have at the moment.

Ok and now the big finish. . . drum roll please. . . . Watch this clip

Your Black Son. (Two fingers to the wind! BZ)

What's it Gonna Be?

Well how was your weekend? Mine was pretty shitty. So that's what's up with that!

I've found a few things you might like so it's time for the run down. It's been a while since the last "Celebrity Boob of the (whenever I feel like putting a picture up here)". So Here ya go.

Jennifer Lopez in all her slightly shaded glory

You can thank the movie "U-Turn" for this one.

Speaking of nude celebs, did you know on Amazon they have a top 25 nude celeb movies. What the crap!

Speaking of crap & nude celebs, you may have heard that one Britney(beat to crap) Spears Federline, has been showing her baby-scar'd monkey around town. If you haven't seen it you should be thankful. But I know you want too, so here you go. I refuse to put those pictures on my site, but feel free to check out her not so goods!

Now that that's out of the way. . . I've added a few new movies to the video section of the site. A couple of YouTubes and a classic come back to life. If you know who I'm talking about, then you know what I'm talking about.

I'll think of more later.

As You Can See

I've been steadily updating the site with new shit (Do ya like my new start page?). Any who, someone requested a forum type deal so folks could write shit. I am actually trying to make an upload section so people can upload their own photos as well.

Did you see the RSS feed I put on the left of the homepage? I really couldn't figure out what to feed into my site, so I put some random shit. Game news, BMX news, and oh yeah..Asian Hooker news. I'm going to put some sports news and some Rap news as well.

Incase you haven't noticed the photo galleries and the video section change colors every time you visit the pages. that reminds me. You will need the latest QuickTime to view any QuickTime videos on this site. Your Windows Media Player should be good for the rest.

Ok so I have decided to have a recurring section to the website. I call it "CELEBRITY BOOB OF THE WEEK" or maybe bi-week I haven't decided yet. That Tara Reid boob got me thinking "People like boobs, but I want to keep the website classy". So that's what's up.

Also, if your wondering why Judging Monkey has not written anything yet..So am I. He is supposed to be my Hate columnist. You know the guy who give a negative opinion about everything. That's why I hired him. He's good at that sort of stuff, believe me.

I would like to get some more people to write on this site for me. I need a Music person, a Movie person, well anybody really. Just as long as you limit all your posts to one genre. That leaves space for other people to post about shit.

Oh yeah, I would speak on "Flavor of Love", but I'll wait till next week and the reunion special.

Seacrest OUT!

The Bearded Version!

So I put the videos page up this weekend. Losts of BMX footage for the kiddies. I'm still workin on editing some other footage (you know just random shit).

In crappy DVD extras menu news: has anybody seen the X-men III DVD? So Tony and I just get finished watching the movie, and we decided to check out the special features. Holly shit on a whistle! that movie has to be the all time king of crappy ass extras. It has extras like "extended ice skating scene", "Here's Juggy"(this is where Juggernaut smashs thru the wall and says...."Here's Juggy!" instead of not saying "Here's Juggy", and my all time two favorite super special extra deleted scenes featuring Magneto (drum roll please)..."The Bearded Version" and "The Shaven Version". That's right folks, act now and you to can own these classic deleted scenes where Magneto is down in his lair once with a beard and once without. Seriously, it's so bad you have to see it for yourself to appreciate the crapocity of the whole thing.

In oldy but good news: does any body remember this picture?

FUCKING CLASSIC

Well that's all for tonight. Tell your mom I said what's up!