WTF Mate!

So once again your friendly neighborhood Goat has to come to the rescue with a fucking post for the Stealthy Goat. Granted it is my website, but you would think somethings going on in the world that my 5 other compadres would like to share. Well kiddies . . Step into my office .. . YOUR FUCKING FIRED!!!

Nah, I don't pay them anyway. Ha ha Fuckers, whiles I sit back and make millions. . . .

Ok so here is a few videos that are pretty funny.

And this one



On a totally different subject . .

Just when you thought that's all I have for you. It's once again time for the world famous (well not really) Celebrity Boob of the Week Month Whenever.

Anne Hathaway

While You all might know her from movies like "Ella Enchanted" or "Princess Diaries" or "Devils Wears Prada", But I know her from the movie "Havoc" were shit goes down (and comes off baby).

Ok that's it for now.

I just finished watching When the Levees Broke, and it got me thinking. I have become addicted to documentaries. So I have compiled a list of docs you should all check out just to see how fucked up our world actually is. But beware most of these will piss you off. So without further ado, here is your list of unadulterated rage in no particular order:

1) When the Levees Broke

2) Fahrenheit 9/11

3) An Inconvenient Truth

4) Bowling for Columbine

5) Hell House

6) Jesus Camp

7) Wal-mart:The High Cost of Low Price

8) The Corporation

9) Uncovered: the Whole Truth about the Iraq War

10)Manufacturing Consent

And last but not least. The most disturbing, most horrifying documentary ever made. A documentary that shows the dark side of the most dangerous people in America. This movie will make you cry for the poor people who's lives are controlled by an addiction more dangerous than heroin.

11)Trekkies.........dun dun duuuunnnnnn

I'm Done!

Baby Jesus is coming!!!

Holla Compadres!

Christmas is just around the corner. I hope everyone is almost done with their shopping. . . me not so much. I Just went out today and spent $400 and got nothing. Well for anyone else that is. I went over to the Best Buy looking for the simple gifts (DVD's), and picked up the new "Justice League Unlimited season 1" dvd. While I was there, I also picked up the new "Robin Thicke" CD.
Last but not least I when over to Sears to see my buddy Tina and wish her a happy birthday, wich I should have done 3 days ago. So while in there I picked up a new digital camera (See Below) with the help of Tina's discount (thanks Tina).

So check out my X-mas gift to myself. A brand new Sony Cyber-shot DSC-N2 10.1 megapixel digtal camera. That's what's up son!

Since nobody will give me their stupid pictures, I will have to take my one. The gloves are off bitches. My pics, my website, your shame....

Speaking of my website, here is a pic of the lab were it all goes down.



Here is the break down, not that you care anyway:
1) 19in Acer wide screen
2) 15in Viewsonic lcd
3) Sony TRV 3CCD Mini DV Camera & Tapes
4) Kensington Optical Pilot Mouse (for gaming son, word!) plus crusty Washington D.C. mouse pad
5) Verizon VX6700 Windows mobile 5.0 PDA phone
6) Newly acquired Robin Thicke CD (Yes he is Allan Thickes son)
7) Linksys wireless 2.4 Ghz router
8) Full Throttle Blue Demon energy drink
9) AMD 64 X2 +4200 gaming box
10) Stacks of CD and DVD burnables

So there you have it for today kids. Remember, if you wanna blog on my site, just let me know. I get tired of typing anyway.

The Bearded Version!

So I put the videos page up this weekend. Losts of BMX footage for the kiddies. I'm still workin on editing some other footage (you know just random shit).

In crappy DVD extras menu news: has anybody seen the X-men III DVD? So Tony and I just get finished watching the movie, and we decided to check out the special features. Holly shit on a whistle! that movie has to be the all time king of crappy ass extras. It has extras like "extended ice skating scene", "Here's Juggy"(this is where Juggernaut smashs thru the wall and says...."Here's Juggy!" instead of not saying "Here's Juggy", and my all time two favorite super special extra deleted scenes featuring Magneto (drum roll please)..."The Bearded Version" and "The Shaven Version". That's right folks, act now and you to can own these classic deleted scenes where Magneto is down in his lair once with a beard and once without. Seriously, it's so bad you have to see it for yourself to appreciate the crapocity of the whole thing.

In oldy but good news: does any body remember this picture?

FUCKING CLASSIC

Well that's all for tonight. Tell your mom I said what's up!