Happy Easter from the Goat!

Hey Bastards! Happy Jesus come backith day or whatever easter represents.

Yeah so I went out into the world this morning to do a little money spending, and nothing is open. WTF Mate! Just cuz it's Easter don't mean I don't need shit. Hello Best Buy, Wut Up Target! Make them niggaz work.

Well everyone else have a happy Easter with your Fam, But to all the bastards who decided to close their business today, The Easter Bunny Hates You!

Bout Damn Time!

Hello Everbody! It's been a minute since we last posted on the site. You'd think with 6 people somebody would have something to say. Whatever. So I scowered the interweb thru the endless blogs and porn, to find some tib-bits to keep you chill-ren coming back for more. (says "Thank you Ninja")

Lets start things off with a little Joe Rogan. You know who he is right? The host of T.V.'s Fear Factor. The in no-way out of place "Color Commentator" of the Untimate Fighting Championship. The roving stand up comedian? Well good O'l Joe after finishing his set @ the Comedy Store, decided to call out fellow comedian and sit-com mexican Carlos Mencia. It seems some people think Carlos has been building his success off of stolen jokes. I'll let Joe tell you the rest of the story. Watch the video and then read what Joe has to say about the matter. Video - Joe's Side of things

Next we have a little something for the fellas. You ever wonder why that hot ass breezy never wanted to give you the time of the day (let alone sleep with you)? I'll tell you why, YOUR SHITS WEAK SON!!! Wizeak! Welp I'm here ta help you out. Well not me personally, but here's the top 7 "most effective pheromes" from PheromoneReviewSite.com. The picture on the left is a brand called "Pherlure Cologne". Their shits supposed to just have ladies on tilt, ready to kill a brother ta get some penis. YADA DI MEEN! (Ah if you get that two pack, brake me off son!)

Now for the ladies. Did your man try and give you his "Dick in a Box" for Valentines's day? Now for some reason did that box look empty when you opened it? Well that sucks, but hey at least he tried. Next time why don't you try a little harder and give him something special from the heart. Like your "Boobs in a Box". But please for the love of all things porn, do a better job then these two scally wags!! I honestly could not watch the whole video (Tell me how it turned out). If your not into Boobs (who's not into boobs?), you might wanna try (and I don't know how this works) giving the gift that keeps on giving. Your "Box in a Box"! Someone tell me why this chick is even getting 5 of her 15 minutes of fame.

Oh here's something that's fucking sweet like your mothers teet! A fucking Horse Head Pillow!!! Tell me that's not dope. Something else that's pretty cool for you people who went all ape shit for the Apple iPhone, LG and Prada just went major with a collabo phone called the KE850 Prada
Click here for the story from Engadget.com

Alrighty ladies I'm out for nah!
(The only thing we can agree on is that I'm good looking)

A New Year for a whole new set of sins!

Welp, The new year is here. Did any of you make a resolution? Not me. . I try not to make promises I can't keep.

So most of the people who are gonna read this were at the New Years party so I'll try to keep this as short as possible. The original plan was to have a party here at the Goat Ranch (the house Tony, Bake, and I live in). Well tragically a friend of ours was having a party for the new year as well, and Biv had already committed the crew to attend. So in short we tentatively cancelled the party at our house. So we packed up the crew with intentions of checking out this other party and then possibly coming back to our house if it wasn't pop'n.

Not to get into too much detail, but we came back to our house to ring in the New Year. Since we came to the other party like 5 or six cars deep, we already had the fix en’s to resurrect our cancelled party. Jimmy decided to invite everybody he knew, so uh. . that was cool. Not to mention a good percent of the women in the house were lesbianas. Let me tell you, there is not a single entity louder then a gaggle of squawking lesbian black girls.

All in all the party was pretty dece considering that it was cancelled. Everybody and their mother had a digital camera, so there are plenty of pictures floating around out there. The newly acquired foosball table got heavily sessioned last night. Other things that got sessioned: lots of alcohol, all major brands of cigarettes, Gay Myspace, Ozzie's relationship, and so on. Here's some pics. I'll put more in the gallery section later. My camera alone took over 90 pics.


A few starter beers in the back yard!


Happy New Year Shots


They are get'n down to the get down!

And now for a quick game of Guess the Breasts!

Let's go Pa, we got ourselves a Colored!

So that about wraps up 2006. The year was pretty good I guess. I hope everbody has big plans for this year. Well that's it for me. (Happy Birthday AJ. & before I forget, Gay Waldo called. He found you and he wants his shirt back.)

On the Eve of Christmas Eve

First off, let me start by saying happy holidays to all. Now that the pleasantries are out of the way, lets get down to business.

Last night we had a little Christmas eve eve dinner party type deal thingy of sorts at the Ol' Goat Ranch. Just a few people over with nothing better to do, eating dinner and exchanging gifts. Speaking of gifts, Biv got himself a very special present from his sisters.

That's right Bitch!!! A fucking "Onesy". Click the picture for better view. According to Biv he can now role right out of bed and straight to the computer for some Battlefield action. One fell swoop!

I can't stop laughing. But seriously, what lady doesn't want to snuggle up with a grown man in a onesy?

All in all it was a pretty good night. We had 3 PC's setup playing BF2142 in heavy rotation (and I'm not just sayng that cuz BP Yam Yots was on the sticks). A few of the boys were getting a taste of the action for the first time. Ah to have that noob feeling again. Like a new born baby sucking its mom's teet.
Later we sat down for some good eats. Keep in mind, the whole time we were steady drinking the beers, and various other alcholic provisions.


And that is when the game of "Drop" came into play. You see "Drop" is not a drinking game. That is what "Circle of Death" is for. No my friends "Drop" is drunk game.


Tony plugs up his bloody nose courtesy of "Drop"

Before I wrap it up, I forgot two things:

I added a new video I know you will enjoy.


and secondly, this little treasure

New stuff to check out

Now that Thanksgiving is over, crazed shoppers have taken over the streets. If you were unlucky enough to get caught up in the sea of "Black Friday" shoppers, my condolences to you family. Why do they call it Black Friday anyway? Why it gotta be all black'n'shit? I'm just sayin. Ok I'm over it.

Moving on. I've add a new Lego Spiderman clip I found over on internet. Check it out in the video section. Also here is a trailer for the new Frank Miller movie "300". This movie looks crack rocks my friend (fucking dope).

Also if you read my earlier post about some dumb ass buying 3 PSOne's for $900 off ebay, here is the "LINK". If you scroll down you will see the description and how this jack ass got duped.

That's it for now, I leave you with this.....

Ten years ago a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem and no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-team.

Happy Thanksgiving

I hope everybody has a extra fat Thanksgiving meal today. I'm not a fan of the turkeys, it's a little to dry for me. I mostly stick to the ham, mashed potatoes, candied yams, macaroni & cheese... see now I'm getting hungry.

For the folks who traveled to other states(Oregon), pick me up a PS3 cousin. I'll hit you when you get back. Did you see how much jack asses were paying for those things on ebay. Fuck that!!
I wish I could find this link, but I saw this one sale on ebay that if you bought it you deserved it. The guy was selling "Playstation, 3 of them" for $900. Some jack ass who can't read thinks he is getting a PS3 when he is getting 3 PSOnes. I love it when a plan comes together.

Anywho, I have not been working on the website much, cuz I've been busy at work and playin BF2142. By the way I want to welcome Brandon to the ranks. he finally stepped up his video card pimp'n.

On a side note. I sure would like some of those (better late then never) Halloween pictures. I saw the bulbs flash so I know they are out there..

Welp, See ya later!