Stealthy Goat 2.0 beta

If you wondering why there hasn't been any new posts, it's because I finally decided to move over to a new blogging program. I am currently using "Blogger" owned by Google. This program is great if you are hosted on their servers. Since my blog is incorporated into my server, they don't let you reap any of the benefits they offer to their hosted blogs. Plus they don't make any plug-ins for the old blogger but they won't let me use the new blogger shit the way my site is.

I managed to find a new software that has everything I need built in or comes in a plug-ins. This one is made by "Wordpress", but it's the open source version not hosted by wordpress.com. The only problem is that I have to totally configure the bitch from scratch. Plus I had to import all my other posts over to the new blog. In simple yet painful terms let me explain how this is done.

• Step 1. Upload my blog to the Google servers: so now my blog is called "thestealthygoat.blogspot.com"


• Step 2. Sign up for a wordpress.com account.


• Step 3. Import my blog into wordpress: so now my blog is called "thestealthygoat.wordpress.com"


• Step 4. Install the wordpress.org open source software on my server


• Step 5. Import my blog into wordpress on my server: so now my blog is located at "stealthygoat.com/Blog"

Now what I'm doing is fixing all the old posts and links so they still work, configuring the users on my new blog, editing the format and style so it looks good, slapping bitches, finding good plug-ins so my side bar looks and works good, and still trying to keep you kids up to date.
I personally think this new shit will work out much better. What's gonna suck is when they come out with a new version and I have to update....

Stay tuned kiddies

So, why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?

So I picked up a Nintendo Wii the other day. Well actually my boy "Shorty" hooked it up while I was at work saving the world. None the less, this bitch is Rad like Crew Jones!


I was gonna get a PS3, but That shit cost way too much right now and I already have a 360. What's cool about the Wii is the get drunk and bowl factor. That "Wii Sports" is hella fun yo! First you get to make little characters that look like your friends, and then you get to all make ass's of yourselves in front of the TV. Not to mention it's a fucking workout! Now I consider myself to be in pretty good shape (better than most of my friends) and that shit works muscles you didn't even know you had. My arm is killing me, and the first day my side was hurting like a BZ.
Yeah so... If you see one at the store, you might wanna scoops them bitches.

Can you tell me where you've seen these shoes before? That's right bitches! Them the NIKE Air McFly's son! I know you remember these joints from the "Back to the future" movie. Over on SneakerHunt.com these got leaked, and they think it may be a possible prototype of an upcoming release. Let's all prey they don't. If you know me, then you know I'm not a fan of NIKE at all, but if you wear these shoes your an asshole.



Over on SomethingAwful.com they had "Make You Own Transformer" photo Phriday. There are a few that are fucking awesome, but toward the end they get a little lazy.

Ta end this proper like, my girl Sarah shot me over this picture of the "Beer Prayer".
Read it, Save it, Love it, Live it.

I'm Goat

Gay Robot

Just incase you were wondering, I'm having some trouble getting the latest Blog page to show up my home page. It has something to do with the crappy way Blogger generates its RSS feeds. That scrolling ticker you see with new movies and crap are all done the same way, but for some piece of shit reason my RSS likes to stop working (BASTARD!!). I should have it fixed soon.

IN OTHER NEWS:

I know you've all seen the movie "Grandma's Boy". If not go out and buy the sum bitch! Anyway remember the dude who plays "Jeff" (or better yet the dude who lives with his parents and sleeps in ah onesy)? His name is Nick Swardson and he is fucking hilarious. You may have seen him in "Benchwarmers" as the dude who was afraid of sunlight, or in "Reno 911" as "Terry" the gay dude.

Well the reason I bring him up is the fact that he made this TV show pilot about a Gay Robot who lives on a college campus. The pilot is totally fake, but the show is like 15-20 minutes long. It's not new, so you may have already seen it. The only reason I bring it up is because I seen it on Myspace and I totally forgot how funny it was. Check it out.

What What (In the Butt)

Before Llama sneaks in the latest "Tahoe Trip" review, I wanted to post a quick somethin somethin.

I know by now everyone has seen bald ass Britney Spears, but once is not enough. A lot of questions have been raised about why she shaved her head. If you wanted to know the truth, all you need to do was come to the Goat. Britney has been thru some tough times. First Justin and her broke up (tears), then She got married for all of 60 seconds or something like that to that one guy, then she got married again to K-Fed, and then they got divorced. Not only is Kevi Kev giving her a hard time, but did you see the shots of her battered and bruised platypus? Think about it. She went from the great Britney "Im a hot ass virgin" Spears, to Hollywood train wreck. Of course the new dew it's a shocker at first. But look at Natalie Portman or Sigourney Weaver. Sure they did it for movie roles and not cuz they just got out of rehab, but no ones offering Britney anymore movies since she shitted on the last one. long story short, I'd still give it to her. She's fucking Britney Spears!

On to the next piece of news or should I say whole damn pie. Those crazy cats from the show Reno 911 are coming out with a movie. Check out the trailer, fucking hilarious. What's not hilarous is Niecy Nash's ass! HOLLY CRAP. Here is a picture from the "Reno 911 Miami" LA premiere.

Now being black myself, I'm pretty familiar with big assed women (Not big women persay, but women with large hindquarters). But this shit is not necessary.

Moving on. . . I found this picture over on the interweb and thought everyone needed to see it. Before you say it's a fake, click on the picture to get a closer shot. I am probably one of the few people out their who don't like Beyonce. Don't get me wrong I'd still give it to her (and she'd like it), but she just gets on my last nerves. All that money and she can't get a good weave and a wax. Come on now. Her mustache is bigger then Jay-Z's.

So by know your probably wondering why the title of this post is what it is. Well this is why:

(note: if you watch this video and don't laugh, God hates you)

Bout Damn Time!

Hello Everbody! It's been a minute since we last posted on the site. You'd think with 6 people somebody would have something to say. Whatever. So I scowered the interweb thru the endless blogs and porn, to find some tib-bits to keep you chill-ren coming back for more. (says "Thank you Ninja")

Lets start things off with a little Joe Rogan. You know who he is right? The host of T.V.'s Fear Factor. The in no-way out of place "Color Commentator" of the Untimate Fighting Championship. The roving stand up comedian? Well good O'l Joe after finishing his set @ the Comedy Store, decided to call out fellow comedian and sit-com mexican Carlos Mencia. It seems some people think Carlos has been building his success off of stolen jokes. I'll let Joe tell you the rest of the story. Watch the video and then read what Joe has to say about the matter. Video - Joe's Side of things

Next we have a little something for the fellas. You ever wonder why that hot ass breezy never wanted to give you the time of the day (let alone sleep with you)? I'll tell you why, YOUR SHITS WEAK SON!!! Wizeak! Welp I'm here ta help you out. Well not me personally, but here's the top 7 "most effective pheromes" from PheromoneReviewSite.com. The picture on the left is a brand called "Pherlure Cologne". Their shits supposed to just have ladies on tilt, ready to kill a brother ta get some penis. YADA DI MEEN! (Ah if you get that two pack, brake me off son!)

Now for the ladies. Did your man try and give you his "Dick in a Box" for Valentines's day? Now for some reason did that box look empty when you opened it? Well that sucks, but hey at least he tried. Next time why don't you try a little harder and give him something special from the heart. Like your "Boobs in a Box". But please for the love of all things porn, do a better job then these two scally wags!! I honestly could not watch the whole video (Tell me how it turned out). If your not into Boobs (who's not into boobs?), you might wanna try (and I don't know how this works) giving the gift that keeps on giving. Your "Box in a Box"! Someone tell me why this chick is even getting 5 of her 15 minutes of fame.

Oh here's something that's fucking sweet like your mothers teet! A fucking Horse Head Pillow!!! Tell me that's not dope. Something else that's pretty cool for you people who went all ape shit for the Apple iPhone, LG and Prada just went major with a collabo phone called the KE850 Prada
Click here for the story from Engadget.com

Alrighty ladies I'm out for nah!
(The only thing we can agree on is that I'm good looking)

Tragedy or Comedy?

Anna Nicole Smith dies of a drug overdose?? Now who would have ever seen that coming? Well, probably everyone that watched the 2005 Video Awards show, but besides those people...no one. Right? But in order to understand the death of an icon, we must first examine her life. Well, at least some key highlights (according to me).

Before she became the beast she was in her later life, she was quite a piece of ass! Seriously. For Gods sake, she was in Playboy! Right about the time she was doing Playboy spreads, she also started suckin' off old dudes. And I don't mean a little older! I'm talkin' a full on, prune juice drinkin', diaper wearin', denture havin' 80 year old man. But he was rich, so I guess that's OK.

After suckin' the life out of the billionaire, (literally), she had to endure a lengthy court battle with the guys son, to see who gets the "chedda". Long story sort, he wins, and she gets nothing but a mouth that tastes like 80 year old sperm and Preperation-H. You know she went there! She then decided to gain about 600 lbs and have a super sweet reality show. What a trainwreck that was. How many times can this sea donkey eat, or shop in one show? This is about the time when she started peddling Trim Spa. She did lose quite a bit of weight, but I'm not sure if it was the dieting, or the cocaine. I guess in Hollywood, cocaine is part of a healthy diet. Mmm mmm good! With her death, I guess we know how healthy her lifestyle really was.

So to recap, she went from beautiful Playboy model, to old man's cum dumpster, to broke fat bitch, to dead. Quite a run! All I have to say is...THANK YOU.

Thank you for fullfilling your destiny. The prophecy of Anna Nicole...To become a dead, gold digging drug addict, who choked down 90 year old cock, in hopes of getting paid. Kudos. We salute you Anna Nicole Smith!! I'd give you two thumbs up, but instead I'll give you 1 cock up, because I'm looking at your Playboy spread, and God damn you were hot!! Whore!

Holy Master Shake!!!!!!!

If you have ever seen Aqua Teen Hunger Force then you know what a "mooninite" is. If not, then stop reading this right now and go turn on your tv.

Well my ninjas (and pirates), the mooninites have put Boston in a state of emergency. The marketing firm that promotes ATHF placed blinking lights, not very different than a Lite-Brite, around Boston and nine other cities. The company states that these lights have been up for two or three weeks. Apparently some Bostonians that saw these thought they were bombs.

I don't know about you but I never thought of a Lite-Brite as a weapon of mass destruction. These "dangerous" lights made them close bridges and subways around Boston. These people must flip the fuck out during christmas.

The craziest part of this whole situation is that Boston Mayor Thomas Menino is going to seek to punish those responsible for this "terrible" crime. Which could lead to some people doing 2 to 5 years in prison. OVER BLINKING FUCKING LIGHTS!!!!!!

Hey, Mayor Menino (say that 10x fast, I'm joking don't do it idiot) why don't you leave the cartoonists alone and punish the people that need to be punished. Like those little kids with the blinking lights on their shoes. Better yet, arrest the parents of those kids for thinking its ok for the kids to wear them in movie theaters. I'm just saying, its starting to get annoying. Everytime I go to the movies to enjoy a cinematic adventure, I always end up sitting next to the kid that can't sit still if his life depended on it,(oh, and it does my friends, it does) kicking the chair in front of him. With every kick those fucking shoes start to flash in the corner of my eye. Next thing I know, I'm on the fucking ground have a seizure.

So, to all of you ass clowns that are thinking to yourself "we're gonna win this war on terror", think about this. People are so terrified that everyone is out to get them and terrorists are going to strike any second, an entire city was brought to a standstill by this...................

MONKEY........OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 Un-Related Things 2 Look @

Let me start off with letting all you Hyphy kids know were you can cop a pair of authentic "Stunna Shades". How about StunnaShadez.net. That's right breezy, The Federation has hooked up with whoever to sell you official Yay Area Stunnaz. The site needs a little work and a pair will cost you like $50.00, but it might be hard to find good stunnaz in the Mid-West.

Next we have the "Celebrity Boob" of the whenever I put it on the site. Today I bring you Rosario Dawson from the crappy movie "Alexander"

(She looks a little mean)
2 down 2 ta go. Lets see. . . Oh for you gamers out there who want to upgrade to the new MS Vista, think again. The folks over at PC Perspective did a review on ATI and NVIDIA upgraded Vista drivers and how they perform unda pressure. Check it out HERE. If you don't wanna read I'll tell you how it ends. (Spoiler!!) They basically said if your a gamer wait until they get their Vista driver shit down before converting your OS. But if you just gotta get the new Vista, ATI is the Card to have at the moment.

Ok and now the big finish. . . drum roll please. . . . Watch this clip

Your Black Son. (Two fingers to the wind! BZ)

God Hates Fags (I didn't say it!!)

Surfing around the net, I found this video of some extra EXTRA fucking religious dude claiming that "God hates fags" (His words people not mine). Before I watched it I thought this guy was joking and was just making a funny video or whatever. Then when he started singing I thought that someone was calling him gay (look at him). Then the hook came in. Guess what that was. Click the picture for his video, and watch the whole (I'm gay but I hate gays) thing.

So anyway this guys name is Donnie Davies. His. . ."message" has been banned from YouTube, Google Video, and Myspace. Apparently his whole klan church is all about hating Gay people and turning them straight. Here are some links I think you will find interesting. Maybe some of you will convert. . . Yo this is one crazy cracka!
His Church, His Video Blog (watch the video this dude is serious) Did you know Jaz-Z and Metallica were Gay bands? He did.

BF2142 News

Ello Guvna!
Here's some quick news from the battlefront, or "field" I should say. Word on the street is that BF2142 has an Expansion Booster Pack coming out soon "Northern Strike and/or Infantry Storm". You gotta read the article on TotalBF2142 for the full story. It sounds cool, but you know it will cost $$. "Thanks EA"

Also The NmE Clan is dialing in their new website. Check them out at www.nmeclanserver.com. Speaking of NmE, we were running with "Skillz" on the server last night and he was doing things in the Talon (attack chopper) that I didn't even know you could do. I guess the kids got skills in a chopper!

Here are a few screens from last night.

(He wasn't flipping, we were flying like that)

(This ones pretty cool)

(This is me shooting Stealthy in the face. I love no team damage!)

Ask a Ninja Question 16

I was talking to my friend at work today about "Ask a Ninja" and how original ideas are hard to comebye these days. You know like there can only be one Myspace or YouTube, or Wikipedia. Sure others try, but once the money train has come, it ain't coming back sucka. Why do you think all the DotComs busted. Out of all the Search Engines ever made, how many do you use to find shit? Yahoo, Google, um. . .um. . . That's what I thought. Roll the clip.

Cuttin it Deep

My Boy Gerald out of Davis, sent me this trailer for the new video "Cuttin it Deep". If your looking for it, It should be out soon. It stars a few NorCal riders you might know like Zac Costa and the owner/operator of Ramp Rats Mike Krnaich. Also I believe "G-Unit" Gerald himself is in the friends section. Check out the clip below and also peep Marco Svizzero imeem page for a couple of Solid Bikes promos.

Let's Branch This Bitch Out Son!

We finally decided to get the ball rolling and get our name out there. If you noticed, we have all those links on the side of the blog pages, make sure you bookmark us or subscribe to our RSS feed. You can put us on your Yahoo or Google home page, or post us as a "social bookmark" (It's like your favorites menu in Internet Explorer, but everyone in the world has access).

We are trying to decide on a place to get our shirts made. A place like Cafe Press (but not Cafe Press, cuz their quality sucks). The choices so far are Spread Shirt and Print Mojo. When we find the right place we will let you choose what shirts and crap we make. Hell we'll even let you make you own designs (if they are cool).

Here is one of the possible Shirt Designs

Also We have a new blog poster on the Site, "Lazy Llama". Otherwise known as SavageToneCapone. So look for his posts (no doubt as useless as my own).

We are also gonna try and make the posts shorter. Unless of course they call for a long forum. Basically we are just gonna throw a video clip on that we found on YouTube, or maybe write a quick thing on whatever the topic of the day is (like the new Apple iPhone). This will allow us to post more frequently. Whatever the case, it's gonna be interesting so keep an eye out.

Hey don't forget to grab a StealthyGoat link and place it on your Myspace (I know you have one, everbody does). If you need help, just goto my page and follow the instructions.

More than meets the eye!

If you haven't seen the newest Transformers preview, don't sleep on it son . This movie looks pretty sick. You can bet your sweet ass I'll be seeing this at the midnight showing. (click the pic for the link)


Other news: let me tell you how much of a fucking rip off SBC AT&T Yahoo! DSL is. We just got DSL about 3 month ago and we got the most expensive package. so last night our crappy ass modem stops working. I mean this thing won't even turn on. So Tony calls them to get a replacement they say since we had it for over a month, we have to upgrade our package to get a new one. WE HAVE THE UPPEST FUCKING PACKAGE!! So then they say we have to buy a new one. Now what kinda shit is that? So instead of waiting 2-3 weeks for a manufacturers replacment, I went to Best Buy and got a replacement.....for $75. I'll be damned if this shit brakes!

Ah-ight, I'm done

Baby Jesus is coming!!!

Holla Compadres!

Christmas is just around the corner. I hope everyone is almost done with their shopping. . . me not so much. I Just went out today and spent $400 and got nothing. Well for anyone else that is. I went over to the Best Buy looking for the simple gifts (DVD's), and picked up the new "Justice League Unlimited season 1" dvd. While I was there, I also picked up the new "Robin Thicke" CD.
Last but not least I when over to Sears to see my buddy Tina and wish her a happy birthday, wich I should have done 3 days ago. So while in there I picked up a new digital camera (See Below) with the help of Tina's discount (thanks Tina).

So check out my X-mas gift to myself. A brand new Sony Cyber-shot DSC-N2 10.1 megapixel digtal camera. That's what's up son!

Since nobody will give me their stupid pictures, I will have to take my one. The gloves are off bitches. My pics, my website, your shame....

Speaking of my website, here is a pic of the lab were it all goes down.



Here is the break down, not that you care anyway:
1) 19in Acer wide screen
2) 15in Viewsonic lcd
3) Sony TRV 3CCD Mini DV Camera & Tapes
4) Kensington Optical Pilot Mouse (for gaming son, word!) plus crusty Washington D.C. mouse pad
5) Verizon VX6700 Windows mobile 5.0 PDA phone
6) Newly acquired Robin Thicke CD (Yes he is Allan Thickes son)
7) Linksys wireless 2.4 Ghz router
8) Full Throttle Blue Demon energy drink
9) AMD 64 X2 +4200 gaming box
10) Stacks of CD and DVD burnables

So there you have it for today kids. Remember, if you wanna blog on my site, just let me know. I get tired of typing anyway.

What's it Gonna Be?

Well how was your weekend? Mine was pretty shitty. So that's what's up with that!

I've found a few things you might like so it's time for the run down. It's been a while since the last "Celebrity Boob of the (whenever I feel like putting a picture up here)". So Here ya go.

Jennifer Lopez in all her slightly shaded glory

You can thank the movie "U-Turn" for this one.

Speaking of nude celebs, did you know on Amazon they have a top 25 nude celeb movies. What the crap!

Speaking of crap & nude celebs, you may have heard that one Britney(beat to crap) Spears Federline, has been showing her baby-scar'd monkey around town. If you haven't seen it you should be thankful. But I know you want too, so here you go. I refuse to put those pictures on my site, but feel free to check out her not so goods!

Now that that's out of the way. . . I've added a few new movies to the video section of the site. A couple of YouTubes and a classic come back to life. If you know who I'm talking about, then you know what I'm talking about.

I'll think of more later.

New stuff to check out

Now that Thanksgiving is over, crazed shoppers have taken over the streets. If you were unlucky enough to get caught up in the sea of "Black Friday" shoppers, my condolences to you family. Why do they call it Black Friday anyway? Why it gotta be all black'n'shit? I'm just sayin. Ok I'm over it.

Moving on. I've add a new Lego Spiderman clip I found over on internet. Check it out in the video section. Also here is a trailer for the new Frank Miller movie "300". This movie looks crack rocks my friend (fucking dope).

Also if you read my earlier post about some dumb ass buying 3 PSOne's for $900 off ebay, here is the "LINK". If you scroll down you will see the description and how this jack ass got duped.

That's it for now, I leave you with this.....

Ten years ago a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem and no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-team.

Selling my Computer

Hello ladies!

So I'm probably selling one of my computers. Why you ask? because I bought a badder kick asser one, that's why. Any who, this is what I got for sell:

AMD 64 3000+ "2Ghz cpu" - ATI Radeon X800 XL 256MB AGP Video Card - 2.5GB DDR RAM (2 Gig sticks & one 512mb stick) - CD/DVD Burner - Built in audio, network card, etc.. and so forth. I have not decided on the size of the hard drive, but it will come with Windows XP Pro and Office. I also have a 15in LCD monitor that may go with it.

If you interested email me at HeyGoat@StealthyGoat.com. You can probably goto the store and pick up a computer for a little more then I am selling this one for, but you will not get 2.5 Gigs of RAM or my kick ass Video card. That would cost you and extra $400 at least.

"How much are you selling it for" you ask... I'm not sure yet but probably around $450 or $500. We will see. I may also piece it out if you just need a taste for your own personal PC. And if you think my computer is not fast.. Your a jack ass!!!

BF 2142

Como Esta Beeetches,
BF 2142. Now you may think the BF stands for "best friend". OH no no no, you could not be more wrong. If you want to see the true side to your friends I must suggest you all get this game. There is no greater feeling of hate you will ever experience than when you are balls deep in a fire fight and you turn to see your best friend stabbing you in the gooch just to get your fucking dog tags. You know that mother fucker aint sending one to your mama, nooooo. He's gonna place those fuckers over his fireplace.

Another thing about this fucking game is the fact that your online with ass clowns that have put 250 hours into a game that has only been out for two fucking weeks. So do I have a chance to get many kills or for that fact have any fucking fun? Fuuuuuuuuck no. I just start the fucking game and next thing I know while I'm trying to tie my shoe or load my gun I've got the 40 year old virgin shoving C-4 firmly into my anus. Meanwhile I got 8 year old kids cursing my name because I don't know how to "work on a squad". God knows if I live long enough in this game to actually need extra supplies I have to count on some asshole with a god complex to find it in his heart to drop me some. Ohhhh thank you almighty commander. DICK!!!

So if you have it in your head that there is any chance of me ever playing this game again then I have to tell it to you like this................ FUCK YES I AM. Though this game will piss you off when you get killed by the same asshole so many times you start thinking you must have done something to his mama, there is no better feeling than seeing your best friends running through the burning streets of war torn berlin, and knowing with just the click of the left mouse button you can fuck up their day, or sneeking up on some sniper thinking he's being slick, pulling out your trusty pig sticker, shanking him prison style, and yelling out, "DOG TAGS BITCH".

Have a beautiful day.

Dog Tags Bitch!

If your a gamer (like myself) then you should already know about BF 2142. This game is the fucking tits. When's the last time you crep'd up on some poor bastard then shanked him in the neck and took his only means of identification?(Then in celebration you scream DOG TAGS BITCH!) That my friends is how the game is played. it's similar to BF2, but different enough that there is a quick learning curve before you stop getting pwned@spawn.com and start Wesley Snipe'n pimple faced 9th graders.

If you have a PC and all you do is surf Myspace and leave Tila Tequlia comments, then you might wanna up your RAM game and cop a Video card. For those of you who don't understand a word I'm say'n, ON TO THE NEXT POST WITH YA. Shit, I know niggaz who bought $1500 computer just to play BF2. I myself just cop'd a 19" wide-screen and another Gig of Ram to keep the high-res blood flow'n.

Now for those of you video game hate'n folks (and of course I'm talking to the women). We don't let this shit totally consume us, but hell sometimes you just gotta do an all day dance with a few of your buddies. Drink'n beer and shoot'n niggaz in they face! We can't go shop'n for shoes everyday, We saw your parents last week, Sorry Hun Block Buster just rented their last copy of Ever After.

I Digress, The point I was trying to make with this post is, check out this game. If your not a gamer by trade, and you know someone with this game...You will be hooked from the moment you pull your pig stick.

=GO JOE=

As You Can See

I've been steadily updating the site with new shit (Do ya like my new start page?). Any who, someone requested a forum type deal so folks could write shit. I am actually trying to make an upload section so people can upload their own photos as well.

Did you see the RSS feed I put on the left of the homepage? I really couldn't figure out what to feed into my site, so I put some random shit. Game news, BMX news, and oh yeah..Asian Hooker news. I'm going to put some sports news and some Rap news as well.

Incase you haven't noticed the photo galleries and the video section change colors every time you visit the pages. that reminds me. You will need the latest QuickTime to view any QuickTime videos on this site. Your Windows Media Player should be good for the rest.

Ok so I have decided to have a recurring section to the website. I call it "CELEBRITY BOOB OF THE WEEK" or maybe bi-week I haven't decided yet. That Tara Reid boob got me thinking "People like boobs, but I want to keep the website classy". So that's what's up.

Also, if your wondering why Judging Monkey has not written anything yet..So am I. He is supposed to be my Hate columnist. You know the guy who give a negative opinion about everything. That's why I hired him. He's good at that sort of stuff, believe me.

I would like to get some more people to write on this site for me. I need a Music person, a Movie person, well anybody really. Just as long as you limit all your posts to one genre. That leaves space for other people to post about shit.

Oh yeah, I would speak on "Flavor of Love", but I'll wait till next week and the reunion special.

Seacrest OUT!