The many facets of Spiderman

I finally get a chance to get on here and post for you kids. Once you start to play with your Wii you never wanna stop........ moving on!

While at work, a friend of mine happened upon what some may have dared call "the next coming of Christ" (not really but, you don't know!) Anywho, this revelation-ish find would change my life forever (between the hours of 7:30am to 4:30pm pst). Who knew that a simple man (with a rubber hose down his throat) could say paragraphs without saying a word. Could show such emotion, assess your vulnerability levels, and predict the weather, with just a shrug of his shoulders! Six simple pictures, one big heart.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you "The Many Facets of Roger".

Roger has since passed on to the after-life, but he lives in our cubicles forever. If you don't know who Roger was or is, let me tell you. Try "Roger Troutman" from "Zapp & Roger" fame. Think of the hits baby! More Bounce to the Ounce, California Love, Computer Love (you can never have enough loves these days), I Wanna Be Your Man, Doo Wa Ditty. The list goes on. I of course have never heard this solo album nor do I intend to buy it, but look at the guy. I don't know why man, but I trust this guy man! He's like every instant messenger emoticon rolled into one. He reminds me of the happy face with the thick mustache. Who doesn't love the happy face with the thick mustache?! I sure as hell do.

On to other news... Spiderman 3 starts on Friday. Hopefully I will be able to get into the midnight show on Thursday to check them shits out. If you know me then you know Spidey and I go back like "Scooter Computer & Mr. Chips". I would write a review after I see it, but it will consist of "THAT SHIT WAS THE TITS SON! WORD!" and that's pretty much it.

So, why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?

So I picked up a Nintendo Wii the other day. Well actually my boy "Shorty" hooked it up while I was at work saving the world. None the less, this bitch is Rad like Crew Jones!


I was gonna get a PS3, but That shit cost way too much right now and I already have a 360. What's cool about the Wii is the get drunk and bowl factor. That "Wii Sports" is hella fun yo! First you get to make little characters that look like your friends, and then you get to all make ass's of yourselves in front of the TV. Not to mention it's a fucking workout! Now I consider myself to be in pretty good shape (better than most of my friends) and that shit works muscles you didn't even know you had. My arm is killing me, and the first day my side was hurting like a BZ.
Yeah so... If you see one at the store, you might wanna scoops them bitches.

Can you tell me where you've seen these shoes before? That's right bitches! Them the NIKE Air McFly's son! I know you remember these joints from the "Back to the future" movie. Over on SneakerHunt.com these got leaked, and they think it may be a possible prototype of an upcoming release. Let's all prey they don't. If you know me, then you know I'm not a fan of NIKE at all, but if you wear these shoes your an asshole.



Over on SomethingAwful.com they had "Make You Own Transformer" photo Phriday. There are a few that are fucking awesome, but toward the end they get a little lazy.

Ta end this proper like, my girl Sarah shot me over this picture of the "Beer Prayer".
Read it, Save it, Love it, Live it.

I'm Goat

WTF Mate!

So once again your friendly neighborhood Goat has to come to the rescue with a fucking post for the Stealthy Goat. Granted it is my website, but you would think somethings going on in the world that my 5 other compadres would like to share. Well kiddies . . Step into my office .. . YOUR FUCKING FIRED!!!

Nah, I don't pay them anyway. Ha ha Fuckers, whiles I sit back and make millions. . . .

Ok so here is a few videos that are pretty funny.

And this one



On a totally different subject . .

Just when you thought that's all I have for you. It's once again time for the world famous (well not really) Celebrity Boob of the Week Month Whenever.

Anne Hathaway

While You all might know her from movies like "Ella Enchanted" or "Princess Diaries" or "Devils Wears Prada", But I know her from the movie "Havoc" were shit goes down (and comes off baby).

Ok that's it for now.

What What (In the Butt)

Before Llama sneaks in the latest "Tahoe Trip" review, I wanted to post a quick somethin somethin.

I know by now everyone has seen bald ass Britney Spears, but once is not enough. A lot of questions have been raised about why she shaved her head. If you wanted to know the truth, all you need to do was come to the Goat. Britney has been thru some tough times. First Justin and her broke up (tears), then She got married for all of 60 seconds or something like that to that one guy, then she got married again to K-Fed, and then they got divorced. Not only is Kevi Kev giving her a hard time, but did you see the shots of her battered and bruised platypus? Think about it. She went from the great Britney "Im a hot ass virgin" Spears, to Hollywood train wreck. Of course the new dew it's a shocker at first. But look at Natalie Portman or Sigourney Weaver. Sure they did it for movie roles and not cuz they just got out of rehab, but no ones offering Britney anymore movies since she shitted on the last one. long story short, I'd still give it to her. She's fucking Britney Spears!

On to the next piece of news or should I say whole damn pie. Those crazy cats from the show Reno 911 are coming out with a movie. Check out the trailer, fucking hilarious. What's not hilarous is Niecy Nash's ass! HOLLY CRAP. Here is a picture from the "Reno 911 Miami" LA premiere.

Now being black myself, I'm pretty familiar with big assed women (Not big women persay, but women with large hindquarters). But this shit is not necessary.

Moving on. . . I found this picture over on the interweb and thought everyone needed to see it. Before you say it's a fake, click on the picture to get a closer shot. I am probably one of the few people out their who don't like Beyonce. Don't get me wrong I'd still give it to her (and she'd like it), but she just gets on my last nerves. All that money and she can't get a good weave and a wax. Come on now. Her mustache is bigger then Jay-Z's.

So by know your probably wondering why the title of this post is what it is. Well this is why:

(note: if you watch this video and don't laugh, God hates you)

I just finished watching When the Levees Broke, and it got me thinking. I have become addicted to documentaries. So I have compiled a list of docs you should all check out just to see how fucked up our world actually is. But beware most of these will piss you off. So without further ado, here is your list of unadulterated rage in no particular order:

1) When the Levees Broke

2) Fahrenheit 9/11

3) An Inconvenient Truth

4) Bowling for Columbine

5) Hell House

6) Jesus Camp

7) Wal-mart:The High Cost of Low Price

8) The Corporation

9) Uncovered: the Whole Truth about the Iraq War

10)Manufacturing Consent

And last but not least. The most disturbing, most horrifying documentary ever made. A documentary that shows the dark side of the most dangerous people in America. This movie will make you cry for the poor people who's lives are controlled by an addiction more dangerous than heroin.

11)Trekkies.........dun dun duuuunnnnnn

I'm Done!

Let Me Help You Waste Some Time

I've put together a few things to help you waste your precious life away. Hope you enjoy.

First off some movie trailers:

1. 300: Check out the "International Trailer (12.27.06)"

2. Spiderman 3: The most current trailer is your best bet, but check'em all

3. GrindHouse: Tarantino & Rodriguez double feature (peep Rose M. with the gun leg)

4. Live Free or Die Hard: That's right bitches John McClane is back!!!!

How bout a little random video action:

1. Playboy Bunnys "Ghost Ride the Whip" What the Fuck!!!

2. Cake Ninja: Every time you watch it, it gets funnier

3. Nike Soccer vs Ninjas: Now I hate Nike, but the commercial is pretty cool

4. Starwars (PSA's) Public Service Announcements: For Starwars fans

That's enought for now. Also I added some New Years pics to the gallery if you wanna check them out. (I purposely did not put any nudie pics up)

Tune in for when I catch this damn mouse running around my house. His public execution will be televised right here! That son of a bitch!!!!

DINGS! - The Crappiest Bar on 4 wheels

So ah... Pauls getting married again.

That's right kids Paul aka "Trigg" is getting hitched one-mo-gin. But wait. . . That's not even why I gathered you all here today. So Paul calls the crew and tells us to meet him at his favorite hole in the Devil's tighty whiteys, "DING'S". The bar where everbody know your "Brocs" name. This is where he is going to give her the ring, her being Suzanne "(his lovely wifey to be). So instead of taking her to some place romantic, (and you all know I'm not big on the romance, but come the fuck on..) he invites us all for drinks at Ding's .

Their are two things you should know about me and "Ding's":
1. I hate Ding's. No disrespect to Mrs. Ding, but that place is a dive.
2. Ok make that one thing you need to know.

His philosophy on why of all places Ding's was they met at Ding's. So I ask ( we all ask), is the anniversary gonna be and Ding's? Is the reception gonna be at Ding's? Did you conceive you first kid at Ding's? If your kid was a boy you were gonna name him Broc (God knows why), but if it was a girl was her name gonna be Ding?

Ok I'm done. here are a few pics of the night. Keep in mind I left early (see rule number 1.)


Here's the crew in the smoking section of Ding's (yay!)



Paulito giving his "you all know me. . I love this girl " speech



Everything said, I hope they stay together for a long time.

It's fucking Ding's Paul.....
You should hook Ding's to your mobile home and take it everywhere you go.


On to the important stuff.

Has anyone seen the new Fanstastic 4 preview? Now the first movie sucked ass (save Jessica Alba of course), but this one looks like it has potential. Why you ask. I will tell you. . . "Silver mutha fucking Surfer". That is really all I have to say about the preview. Click the pic for the trailer. I'm giving you the option of how you wanna watch it. ( Real G's choose HD)


Dick in a Box

More than meets the eye!

If you haven't seen the newest Transformers preview, don't sleep on it son . This movie looks pretty sick. You can bet your sweet ass I'll be seeing this at the midnight showing. (click the pic for the link)


Other news: let me tell you how much of a fucking rip off SBC AT&T Yahoo! DSL is. We just got DSL about 3 month ago and we got the most expensive package. so last night our crappy ass modem stops working. I mean this thing won't even turn on. So Tony calls them to get a replacement they say since we had it for over a month, we have to upgrade our package to get a new one. WE HAVE THE UPPEST FUCKING PACKAGE!! So then they say we have to buy a new one. Now what kinda shit is that? So instead of waiting 2-3 weeks for a manufacturers replacment, I went to Best Buy and got a replacement.....for $75. I'll be damned if this shit brakes!

Ah-ight, I'm done

New stuff to check out

Now that Thanksgiving is over, crazed shoppers have taken over the streets. If you were unlucky enough to get caught up in the sea of "Black Friday" shoppers, my condolences to you family. Why do they call it Black Friday anyway? Why it gotta be all black'n'shit? I'm just sayin. Ok I'm over it.

Moving on. I've add a new Lego Spiderman clip I found over on internet. Check it out in the video section. Also here is a trailer for the new Frank Miller movie "300". This movie looks crack rocks my friend (fucking dope).

Also if you read my earlier post about some dumb ass buying 3 PSOne's for $900 off ebay, here is the "LINK". If you scroll down you will see the description and how this jack ass got duped.

That's it for now, I leave you with this.....

Ten years ago a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem and no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-team.

The Bearded Version!

So I put the videos page up this weekend. Losts of BMX footage for the kiddies. I'm still workin on editing some other footage (you know just random shit).

In crappy DVD extras menu news: has anybody seen the X-men III DVD? So Tony and I just get finished watching the movie, and we decided to check out the special features. Holly shit on a whistle! that movie has to be the all time king of crappy ass extras. It has extras like "extended ice skating scene", "Here's Juggy"(this is where Juggernaut smashs thru the wall and says...."Here's Juggy!" instead of not saying "Here's Juggy", and my all time two favorite super special extra deleted scenes featuring Magneto (drum roll please)..."The Bearded Version" and "The Shaven Version". That's right folks, act now and you to can own these classic deleted scenes where Magneto is down in his lair once with a beard and once without. Seriously, it's so bad you have to see it for yourself to appreciate the crapocity of the whole thing.

In oldy but good news: does any body remember this picture?

FUCKING CLASSIC

Well that's all for tonight. Tell your mom I said what's up!