End of the Summer Party!!!

That's the business bitches! It's time for another big party @ the Goat Ranch. Act like you know cousin! September 1st is the jump off. What's the party for? . . Who gives sparkly shit, just be there.

Rumor has it, we will have plenty O' beer, music, and a big enough house for the masses. We'll have some hard and mixers, but we do advise you bring your own hard liquor. Cuz that shit goes fast like a nascar, ya unda-dig what I'm talkin bout.

Now If you don't know where the Goat Ranch is located, you bes ask-ed somebodies. Call us, txt us, email us, send a MySpace, throw up the "Bat Signal", do what ya like just be there.

September 1st, that's a Saturday. It's the first Saturday of the month. Make a calender event if you have to. Shit!

Ok now for an important message: First off I would like to say NO DRAMA! Seriously bitches! I will fucking cut you. Don't come unless you coming to party. If you come to fight, I will cut you! If you break something that I have to pay for, you will pay for it, and then I will cut you! If your fat ass runs thru my screen door, I will fucking cut you! Are we pretty much clear? Good!

Moving on, Beautiful ladies! Yeah I'm talkin to you. You are more than welcome to attend in droves! We run an equal opportunity party facility. So if you have an ugly friend, she can come (conditionally) but there will be no grenade jump'n over here playa! If she try'n ta gets lucky, she bes holla to that drunk nigga in the corner and stop look'n at me. Other than that, she will have to sit her ass in the car, or make a sandwich and park them shits on the couch, whiles you handle your business. Speaking of extracurricular activities, if there are any girls that plan on having sex or some sort of sex like act with any resident of the Goat Ranch on that night, please RSVP so we can pencil you in for a block of time. We do not want any overlap if people's feelings are gonna get hurt. . .again.

So to recap:

Sept. 1st - Goat Ranch - Beer, Music, Party - No Drama - Ugly Friends No Love - RSVP - No Worries Mate!

Sprache Yadada!

So uh... That's Cool

Here is some random filler crap for you bastards out there. Just some good old fun for the kids. I gotta lot of projects working right now, so you will have to excuse me while I say fuck off.

So Your home girl Britney, got some new hair... So uh...that's cool. She doesn't have the worst weave ever, but it's damn close. Like second place close. Welp at least she ain't bald.

Mischa Barton from THE O.C. tv show fame, slips a nip getting out of a car one fine night... So uh... that's cool. I know some kids out there like her, but she's really not my cup o tea. TAKE ME TO THE NIPS

I know you've already heard that Paris "Skank Bank" Hilton got a reduced sentence from the judge the other day. So uh... 23 out a 45 huh.... that's cool.

I wanna have relations with Lucy Liu


Oh get this crap!! Kim Kardashian might get her own reality show. Apparently she's in talks to get a show about herself and her stupid rich family. The rich keep getting richer. So uh...

So Cam'Ron and 50 Cent are beef'n yo! Check out this video of Cam talking crap about Fiddy (yeah I said it) while on vacation. What you can't wait till you get home to talk shit. Gotta send a Taliban tape!

[I HAD A VIDEO BUT IT WAS PULLED FROM THE NET]


Here are a few YouTube links from 50 and Cam:
50 Cent - Camron Diss- funeral music
Cam'ron Official 'Curtis' video (50 Cent Diss)
The Angie Martinez Show-50 Cent on the phone with Cam'ron

Did you watch the Soprano's when Tony had sex with that hot pothead chick. So uh... Her name is Sarah Shahi and if you care click HERE

This is not your mothers MMA... OR is it? ULTIMATE SURRENDER

The many facets of Spiderman

I finally get a chance to get on here and post for you kids. Once you start to play with your Wii you never wanna stop........ moving on!

While at work, a friend of mine happened upon what some may have dared call "the next coming of Christ" (not really but, you don't know!) Anywho, this revelation-ish find would change my life forever (between the hours of 7:30am to 4:30pm pst). Who knew that a simple man (with a rubber hose down his throat) could say paragraphs without saying a word. Could show such emotion, assess your vulnerability levels, and predict the weather, with just a shrug of his shoulders! Six simple pictures, one big heart.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you "The Many Facets of Roger".

Roger has since passed on to the after-life, but he lives in our cubicles forever. If you don't know who Roger was or is, let me tell you. Try "Roger Troutman" from "Zapp & Roger" fame. Think of the hits baby! More Bounce to the Ounce, California Love, Computer Love (you can never have enough loves these days), I Wanna Be Your Man, Doo Wa Ditty. The list goes on. I of course have never heard this solo album nor do I intend to buy it, but look at the guy. I don't know why man, but I trust this guy man! He's like every instant messenger emoticon rolled into one. He reminds me of the happy face with the thick mustache. Who doesn't love the happy face with the thick mustache?! I sure as hell do.

On to other news... Spiderman 3 starts on Friday. Hopefully I will be able to get into the midnight show on Thursday to check them shits out. If you know me then you know Spidey and I go back like "Scooter Computer & Mr. Chips". I would write a review after I see it, but it will consist of "THAT SHIT WAS THE TITS SON! WORD!" and that's pretty much it.

God Hates Fags (I didn't say it!!)

Surfing around the net, I found this video of some extra EXTRA fucking religious dude claiming that "God hates fags" (His words people not mine). Before I watched it I thought this guy was joking and was just making a funny video or whatever. Then when he started singing I thought that someone was calling him gay (look at him). Then the hook came in. Guess what that was. Click the picture for his video, and watch the whole (I'm gay but I hate gays) thing.

So anyway this guys name is Donnie Davies. His. . ."message" has been banned from YouTube, Google Video, and Myspace. Apparently his whole klan church is all about hating Gay people and turning them straight. Here are some links I think you will find interesting. Maybe some of you will convert. . . Yo this is one crazy cracka!
His Church, His Video Blog (watch the video this dude is serious) Did you know Jaz-Z and Metallica were Gay bands? He did.

Baby Jesus is coming!!!

Holla Compadres!

Christmas is just around the corner. I hope everyone is almost done with their shopping. . . me not so much. I Just went out today and spent $400 and got nothing. Well for anyone else that is. I went over to the Best Buy looking for the simple gifts (DVD's), and picked up the new "Justice League Unlimited season 1" dvd. While I was there, I also picked up the new "Robin Thicke" CD.
Last but not least I when over to Sears to see my buddy Tina and wish her a happy birthday, wich I should have done 3 days ago. So while in there I picked up a new digital camera (See Below) with the help of Tina's discount (thanks Tina).

So check out my X-mas gift to myself. A brand new Sony Cyber-shot DSC-N2 10.1 megapixel digtal camera. That's what's up son!

Since nobody will give me their stupid pictures, I will have to take my one. The gloves are off bitches. My pics, my website, your shame....

Speaking of my website, here is a pic of the lab were it all goes down.



Here is the break down, not that you care anyway:
1) 19in Acer wide screen
2) 15in Viewsonic lcd
3) Sony TRV 3CCD Mini DV Camera & Tapes
4) Kensington Optical Pilot Mouse (for gaming son, word!) plus crusty Washington D.C. mouse pad
5) Verizon VX6700 Windows mobile 5.0 PDA phone
6) Newly acquired Robin Thicke CD (Yes he is Allan Thickes son)
7) Linksys wireless 2.4 Ghz router
8) Full Throttle Blue Demon energy drink
9) AMD 64 X2 +4200 gaming box
10) Stacks of CD and DVD burnables

So there you have it for today kids. Remember, if you wanna blog on my site, just let me know. I get tired of typing anyway.