Kimbo with the tap win?

Just wanted to put up the Kimbo Ray fight for anybro who hasn't seen it.

The full fight kids....all 15 minutes, and that's mostly talking.

I can't believe he won cuz ah submit! Who saw that coming? I knew he would win, but not by a choke out. Now Ray ain't no joke with the size, just he's a boxer not a street fighter (a 46 years old boxer). The 36 years old Kimbo is a beast, but I still think he'd get beat by a pro MMA fighter his size. The fight was so fast that we really didn't get to see if Kimbo would tire out, but then again who knows.

Well just watch it.....

Kimbo vs Mercer HQ & Full !!!

So uh... That's Cool

Here is some random filler crap for you bastards out there. Just some good old fun for the kids. I gotta lot of projects working right now, so you will have to excuse me while I say fuck off.

So Your home girl Britney, got some new hair... So uh...that's cool. She doesn't have the worst weave ever, but it's damn close. Like second place close. Welp at least she ain't bald.

Mischa Barton from THE O.C. tv show fame, slips a nip getting out of a car one fine night... So uh... that's cool. I know some kids out there like her, but she's really not my cup o tea. TAKE ME TO THE NIPS

I know you've already heard that Paris "Skank Bank" Hilton got a reduced sentence from the judge the other day. So uh... 23 out a 45 huh.... that's cool.

I wanna have relations with Lucy Liu


Oh get this crap!! Kim Kardashian might get her own reality show. Apparently she's in talks to get a show about herself and her stupid rich family. The rich keep getting richer. So uh...

So Cam'Ron and 50 Cent are beef'n yo! Check out this video of Cam talking crap about Fiddy (yeah I said it) while on vacation. What you can't wait till you get home to talk shit. Gotta send a Taliban tape!

[I HAD A VIDEO BUT IT WAS PULLED FROM THE NET]


Here are a few YouTube links from 50 and Cam:
50 Cent - Camron Diss- funeral music
Cam'ron Official 'Curtis' video (50 Cent Diss)
The Angie Martinez Show-50 Cent on the phone with Cam'ron

Did you watch the Soprano's when Tony had sex with that hot pothead chick. So uh... Her name is Sarah Shahi and if you care click HERE

This is not your mothers MMA... OR is it? ULTIMATE SURRENDER

And There You Have It

Guten Tag all!

Did you see that UFC fight? WT fucking F Mate! (I guess the "F" already stood for fuck). Anyways, why did Jean Claude Georges St. Pierre get beat like that by Matt Serra? I like both fighters and they are both really good MMA fighters, but I expected more from St. Pierre. I guess that is what happens in real life. It's not always a Rocky movie. Oh did you see that poor excuse for an undercard fight with those two pricks Diego Sanchez and Josh Koscheck? That fight was such the crap whole. Kos landed like 12 punches and Diego landed like -3. Finally the dance went to Koscheck by decision of course.

You wanna know who can kick all there asses?...... Joey the Karate Master. Here is a clip of him in action. Peep Game Son!

White Chicks & Gang Signs

I saw this video on the You Tube the other day and I thought it was pretty funny. You may have already seen it, but here it is again bitches. Also check out the website at the bottom of the video. They got some pretty cool stuff on there.

In other news, we are about to watch the UFC fight @ Paul's house. I don't even know who's fighting, but fuck it! If anything goes down I will keep you posted son.

Oh yeah. As you can see I made some changes to the site. Not completely done yet so bare with a brotha. I still have to fix the video section and then add more content and fix up the side bars.

Oh one more thing (so may things, so little time). Go check out the new GTA IV trailer on the Rockstar website. That shit is the tits son!!

Yada-di-mean

Once again, "THE MAN", is tryin to bring the brotha's down!!!

Well, here we go with yet another twisted theory from me, "The Lazy One".

If anyone out there is a cigarette smoker, like myself, you might have heard that cigarettes are now being made with a paper that goes out if not hit in a timely fashion. This is to prevent people from burning all of their worldly possesions to ground, if they fall asleep with a tasty treat lit. Now being a Newport smoker, I took a look at my box of 20 cancer sticks, and noticed that it doesnt have the little black line, showing that they are made with the new paper. What the hell!! Some of my collegues and I have come to this conclusion: George Bush hates black people! Yep. Turns out Kanye was right. This is nothing more than a plot between the government and big tobacco, to rid the world of as many African Americans as possible. Hit em' where it hurts...tasty Newport pleasure. Damn them!!

On other topics....

The Super Bowl turned out to be just that...SUPER...until the 3rd quarter. After the pathetic halftime show by Prince, I mean, uh...is that still his name? I don't know. Anyway, after that Greek tragedy of a half time performance, the Bears decided to follow suit, and shit the bed as well. Terrible throws, terrible defense. Just frickin' terrible! Well at least I got nice and drunk! The only way to fly my friends!

One final note. I used to go to dump.com all the time, to get my funny video fix. Funny videos, fight videos, and just plain cool shit. They recently had a format change, and now it is strictly porn. Now, I don't have a problem with porn, but there are 40 billion other porn sites available, and taking away my video source just pisses me off. Where the fuck am I supposed to see the new Kimbo fight?? I guess I'll just drag my sorry ass over to you tube, or metcafe, but going to Dump was so much cooler. If I catch the punk-ass motherfucker that changed the format, I will beat him like Kimbo beats everyone. Ya heard!!

The Lazy One....OUT!!!

Weekend Update - Fights and Football

I'm not gonna recap the UFC fight on Saturday or the Super Bowl game on Sunday. I'll leave that to the sports guys. Well ok just a little. . . The fights sucked, and the game was tragic.

Now for the weekend.

A few of us went down to Trigg's shanty house to watch the fight, cuz he up and got himself a 56" HD DLP TV.

(crappy cable company up and broke the only PPV cannel with the fight on. Is that a baby?)
Paul came thru pretty "D" with the all the fixn's so that was cool. Chips, dips, ribs, potatoe salad, the usual goods at a fight and feast.

(Paul in the cooking nook making Crown and Coke)
And that was Saturday...Now for Sunday

First off we had to get up early to move the house around and get the projector setup. While doing that, we found out that the projector that we borrowed from Broccoli had HD hook-ups(Oh hell yes!!)

(I don't think you understand. . .)

(The whole wall is HD my friends, just ask Tony)

So the TV is dialed. As we watched a little "Ninja Warrior" and "Street Fury" Tony proceeded to cook up the goods. Polish dogs, bratwurst, meatballs for sandwiches, various beers, we are no joke when it comes to food time. Other people brought plenty of sides and more beer of course. All in all the day was good. We had the fooseball table getting heavely sessionsed as usual. Got a little betting squares action for the big game (that's 15 bucks down the shitter).

Here's a quick pic of the game. It's a little blurry, cuz the flash made the screen disappear. I'll put a few more pics up in the gallery later.

DA BEARS. . . lost!

Super Bowl...more like Super Bitches!!!

So, this being my first post, I thought I should start off slow. I'll save the world, and give the answers to everyone's most penetrating questions next time. So for now....Super Bowl!!

On Sunday, Febuary 4th, The Chicago Bears and the Indianapolis Colts will meet in Miami for Super Bowl XLI. Now I'm not a fan of either of these teams, but I'd like to see the Colts take it to the Bears, just to spite Broc!! You say GO COLTS, I say HELL YES!!

More important than the actual game, will of course be the shindig we have going on, right here, at The Goat Ranch. We're gonna be puting the game on the projector, so we can get that good 80 inch football action. Plenty of beer, food and I'm sure a shitload of people playing the good ol' BF2142. Thats what Sunday's are all about!!

Oh yeah...one last thing about the Super Bowl...i don't wanna see these punk-ass, spoiled rotten, sharpy using, Patrick Swayze dancing, football players dancing evertime they do their job on the field. That shit gets old. Bitches!!!!

Speaking of bitches, I wanna touch on a subject close to my heart. Breasts. Boobies. Titties. Bags of Sand. While I'm more of an ass man, I do respect the funbags quite a bit. I do however take issue with certain types of breasts. The first one is the "long" breast. When a woman takes her shirt off, and the only thing you can say is, "Damn girl, you got some long ass titties.", that ain't right. Oh, and what is up with those chicks with the inch and a half long nipples?? Are you kidding me?! Makes a man feel almost gay sucking on those things. Tickles the backe of your throat!! Yuck! The last thing is areolas. For you amateurs, and areola is the area surrounding the nipple. It is highly sensitive, and can be quite erotic. When it IS NOT erotic, is when the areola is bigger than the rest of the breast. Good lord that's a big areola. You ever been messing with a girl, and have a chopper try and land on the areaola?? That's some crazy shit!

So to summerize, the three B's are...Super Bowl, Bitches and Boobies. On that note, I will take my leave. Stay tuned for our next episode. The Lazy One...Out!

Super Bowl Party!

It looks like we may have a Super Bowl XLI or XXL or XIV or X-Men 3 whatever, we are having a party bitch!! If all goes well, we can get the smooth projector working on the wall like at the UFC fight we had earlier. Different room this time, cuz we expect more folks to drop bye.

That's all I really gotta say for now. Gee, I wish the two other knuckle dicks I put on here would type something. . . . .

Yo quiero comer ahora. Hasta!!!

Cuttin it Deep

My Boy Gerald out of Davis, sent me this trailer for the new video "Cuttin it Deep". If your looking for it, It should be out soon. It stars a few NorCal riders you might know like Zac Costa and the owner/operator of Ramp Rats Mike Krnaich. Also I believe "G-Unit" Gerald himself is in the friends section. Check out the clip below and also peep Marco Svizzero imeem page for a couple of Solid Bikes promos.

Shells & Trails

In case you didn't know, ADIDAS inked a deal with the NBA. I was browsing for some new kicks when I came by these. CLICK HERE! Dope huh! Yes Sir, Now you can sport your favorite ball club on a pimp pair of shells. Word!

Other note: Went to the trails on sunday with some of the ride'n crew


Jimmy and Brandon working on the trails


Look at Brandons hair


We also checked out the trails down the street - not bad


Then Brandon ate a "Double Double"

Last but not least, We are having a New Years party here at the Goat Ranch. Well maybe. It seems their is another party on the same day (imagine that!). Mr. Biv was supposed to tell us about it a few weeks ago, but neglected to (thanks bro). Anyway I will let you know for sure what the deal is. Here is the flyer anywho.

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