What What (In the Butt)

Before Llama sneaks in the latest "Tahoe Trip" review, I wanted to post a quick somethin somethin.

I know by now everyone has seen bald ass Britney Spears, but once is not enough. A lot of questions have been raised about why she shaved her head. If you wanted to know the truth, all you need to do was come to the Goat. Britney has been thru some tough times. First Justin and her broke up (tears), then She got married for all of 60 seconds or something like that to that one guy, then she got married again to K-Fed, and then they got divorced. Not only is Kevi Kev giving her a hard time, but did you see the shots of her battered and bruised platypus? Think about it. She went from the great Britney "Im a hot ass virgin" Spears, to Hollywood train wreck. Of course the new dew it's a shocker at first. But look at Natalie Portman or Sigourney Weaver. Sure they did it for movie roles and not cuz they just got out of rehab, but no ones offering Britney anymore movies since she shitted on the last one. long story short, I'd still give it to her. She's fucking Britney Spears!

On to the next piece of news or should I say whole damn pie. Those crazy cats from the show Reno 911 are coming out with a movie. Check out the trailer, fucking hilarious. What's not hilarous is Niecy Nash's ass! HOLLY CRAP. Here is a picture from the "Reno 911 Miami" LA premiere.

Now being black myself, I'm pretty familiar with big assed women (Not big women persay, but women with large hindquarters). But this shit is not necessary.

Moving on. . . I found this picture over on the interweb and thought everyone needed to see it. Before you say it's a fake, click on the picture to get a closer shot. I am probably one of the few people out their who don't like Beyonce. Don't get me wrong I'd still give it to her (and she'd like it), but she just gets on my last nerves. All that money and she can't get a good weave and a wax. Come on now. Her mustache is bigger then Jay-Z's.

So by know your probably wondering why the title of this post is what it is. Well this is why:

(note: if you watch this video and don't laugh, God hates you)

Cuttin it Deep

My Boy Gerald out of Davis, sent me this trailer for the new video "Cuttin it Deep". If your looking for it, It should be out soon. It stars a few NorCal riders you might know like Zac Costa and the owner/operator of Ramp Rats Mike Krnaich. Also I believe "G-Unit" Gerald himself is in the friends section. Check out the clip below and also peep Marco Svizzero imeem page for a couple of Solid Bikes promos.

Let Me Help You Waste Some Time

I've put together a few things to help you waste your precious life away. Hope you enjoy.

First off some movie trailers:

1. 300: Check out the "International Trailer (12.27.06)"

2. Spiderman 3: The most current trailer is your best bet, but check'em all

3. GrindHouse: Tarantino & Rodriguez double feature (peep Rose M. with the gun leg)

4. Live Free or Die Hard: That's right bitches John McClane is back!!!!

How bout a little random video action:

1. Playboy Bunnys "Ghost Ride the Whip" What the Fuck!!!

2. Cake Ninja: Every time you watch it, it gets funnier

3. Nike Soccer vs Ninjas: Now I hate Nike, but the commercial is pretty cool

4. Starwars (PSA's) Public Service Announcements: For Starwars fans

That's enought for now. Also I added some New Years pics to the gallery if you wanna check them out. (I purposely did not put any nudie pics up)

Tune in for when I catch this damn mouse running around my house. His public execution will be televised right here! That son of a bitch!!!!

DINGS! - The Crappiest Bar on 4 wheels

So ah... Pauls getting married again.

That's right kids Paul aka "Trigg" is getting hitched one-mo-gin. But wait. . . That's not even why I gathered you all here today. So Paul calls the crew and tells us to meet him at his favorite hole in the Devil's tighty whiteys, "DING'S". The bar where everbody know your "Brocs" name. This is where he is going to give her the ring, her being Suzanne "(his lovely wifey to be). So instead of taking her to some place romantic, (and you all know I'm not big on the romance, but come the fuck on..) he invites us all for drinks at Ding's .

Their are two things you should know about me and "Ding's":
1. I hate Ding's. No disrespect to Mrs. Ding, but that place is a dive.
2. Ok make that one thing you need to know.

His philosophy on why of all places Ding's was they met at Ding's. So I ask ( we all ask), is the anniversary gonna be and Ding's? Is the reception gonna be at Ding's? Did you conceive you first kid at Ding's? If your kid was a boy you were gonna name him Broc (God knows why), but if it was a girl was her name gonna be Ding?

Ok I'm done. here are a few pics of the night. Keep in mind I left early (see rule number 1.)


Here's the crew in the smoking section of Ding's (yay!)



Paulito giving his "you all know me. . I love this girl " speech



Everything said, I hope they stay together for a long time.

It's fucking Ding's Paul.....
You should hook Ding's to your mobile home and take it everywhere you go.


On to the important stuff.

Has anyone seen the new Fanstastic 4 preview? Now the first movie sucked ass (save Jessica Alba of course), but this one looks like it has potential. Why you ask. I will tell you. . . "Silver mutha fucking Surfer". That is really all I have to say about the preview. Click the pic for the trailer. I'm giving you the option of how you wanna watch it. ( Real G's choose HD)


Dick in a Box

More than meets the eye!

If you haven't seen the newest Transformers preview, don't sleep on it son . This movie looks pretty sick. You can bet your sweet ass I'll be seeing this at the midnight showing. (click the pic for the link)


Other news: let me tell you how much of a fucking rip off SBC AT&T Yahoo! DSL is. We just got DSL about 3 month ago and we got the most expensive package. so last night our crappy ass modem stops working. I mean this thing won't even turn on. So Tony calls them to get a replacement they say since we had it for over a month, we have to upgrade our package to get a new one. WE HAVE THE UPPEST FUCKING PACKAGE!! So then they say we have to buy a new one. Now what kinda shit is that? So instead of waiting 2-3 weeks for a manufacturers replacment, I went to Best Buy and got a replacement.....for $75. I'll be damned if this shit brakes!

Ah-ight, I'm done

New stuff to check out

Now that Thanksgiving is over, crazed shoppers have taken over the streets. If you were unlucky enough to get caught up in the sea of "Black Friday" shoppers, my condolences to you family. Why do they call it Black Friday anyway? Why it gotta be all black'n'shit? I'm just sayin. Ok I'm over it.

Moving on. I've add a new Lego Spiderman clip I found over on internet. Check it out in the video section. Also here is a trailer for the new Frank Miller movie "300". This movie looks crack rocks my friend (fucking dope).

Also if you read my earlier post about some dumb ass buying 3 PSOne's for $900 off ebay, here is the "LINK". If you scroll down you will see the description and how this jack ass got duped.

That's it for now, I leave you with this.....

Ten years ago a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem and no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-team.