Kimbo with the tap win?

Just wanted to put up the Kimbo Ray fight for anybro who hasn't seen it.

The full fight kids....all 15 minutes, and that's mostly talking.

I can't believe he won cuz ah submit! Who saw that coming? I knew he would win, but not by a choke out. Now Ray ain't no joke with the size, just he's a boxer not a street fighter (a 46 years old boxer). The 36 years old Kimbo is a beast, but I still think he'd get beat by a pro MMA fighter his size. The fight was so fast that we really didn't get to see if Kimbo would tire out, but then again who knows.

Well just watch it.....

Kimbo vs Mercer HQ & Full !!!

No news is bad news

So there ain't anything good happening so far. This summer better not suck ass!

Lets see, Bake moved out of the Goat Ranch (Yay more rent for me!!). We all know about crappy Paris Hilton so no need to go into that crap. If you did not see the Soprano's season finale....that sucked. I mean creative my ass! more like a fucked up choose your own adventure book. That crap had me staring at my tv like "WTF Mate!" real talk.

Anywho I'm on Goat Vacation so for now just watch thise videos that Tony and I found on the net.

HAPPY GILMORE RE-CUT


AAMERICAN PIE 2 - REDEMPTION


TASTE LIKE GRAVY


BATMAN - DEAD END


Last one.......

THE N-WORD FOR THE WHITE GUY

So uh... That's Cool

Here is some random filler crap for you bastards out there. Just some good old fun for the kids. I gotta lot of projects working right now, so you will have to excuse me while I say fuck off.

So Your home girl Britney, got some new hair... So uh...that's cool. She doesn't have the worst weave ever, but it's damn close. Like second place close. Welp at least she ain't bald.

Mischa Barton from THE O.C. tv show fame, slips a nip getting out of a car one fine night... So uh... that's cool. I know some kids out there like her, but she's really not my cup o tea. TAKE ME TO THE NIPS

I know you've already heard that Paris "Skank Bank" Hilton got a reduced sentence from the judge the other day. So uh... 23 out a 45 huh.... that's cool.

I wanna have relations with Lucy Liu


Oh get this crap!! Kim Kardashian might get her own reality show. Apparently she's in talks to get a show about herself and her stupid rich family. The rich keep getting richer. So uh...

So Cam'Ron and 50 Cent are beef'n yo! Check out this video of Cam talking crap about Fiddy (yeah I said it) while on vacation. What you can't wait till you get home to talk shit. Gotta send a Taliban tape!

[I HAD A VIDEO BUT IT WAS PULLED FROM THE NET]


Here are a few YouTube links from 50 and Cam:
50 Cent - Camron Diss- funeral music
Cam'ron Official 'Curtis' video (50 Cent Diss)
The Angie Martinez Show-50 Cent on the phone with Cam'ron

Did you watch the Soprano's when Tony had sex with that hot pothead chick. So uh... Her name is Sarah Shahi and if you care click HERE

This is not your mothers MMA... OR is it? ULTIMATE SURRENDER

The many facets of Spiderman

I finally get a chance to get on here and post for you kids. Once you start to play with your Wii you never wanna stop........ moving on!

While at work, a friend of mine happened upon what some may have dared call "the next coming of Christ" (not really but, you don't know!) Anywho, this revelation-ish find would change my life forever (between the hours of 7:30am to 4:30pm pst). Who knew that a simple man (with a rubber hose down his throat) could say paragraphs without saying a word. Could show such emotion, assess your vulnerability levels, and predict the weather, with just a shrug of his shoulders! Six simple pictures, one big heart.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you "The Many Facets of Roger".

Roger has since passed on to the after-life, but he lives in our cubicles forever. If you don't know who Roger was or is, let me tell you. Try "Roger Troutman" from "Zapp & Roger" fame. Think of the hits baby! More Bounce to the Ounce, California Love, Computer Love (you can never have enough loves these days), I Wanna Be Your Man, Doo Wa Ditty. The list goes on. I of course have never heard this solo album nor do I intend to buy it, but look at the guy. I don't know why man, but I trust this guy man! He's like every instant messenger emoticon rolled into one. He reminds me of the happy face with the thick mustache. Who doesn't love the happy face with the thick mustache?! I sure as hell do.

On to other news... Spiderman 3 starts on Friday. Hopefully I will be able to get into the midnight show on Thursday to check them shits out. If you know me then you know Spidey and I go back like "Scooter Computer & Mr. Chips". I would write a review after I see it, but it will consist of "THAT SHIT WAS THE TITS SON! WORD!" and that's pretty much it.

Gay Robot

Just incase you were wondering, I'm having some trouble getting the latest Blog page to show up my home page. It has something to do with the crappy way Blogger generates its RSS feeds. That scrolling ticker you see with new movies and crap are all done the same way, but for some piece of shit reason my RSS likes to stop working (BASTARD!!). I should have it fixed soon.

IN OTHER NEWS:

I know you've all seen the movie "Grandma's Boy". If not go out and buy the sum bitch! Anyway remember the dude who plays "Jeff" (or better yet the dude who lives with his parents and sleeps in ah onesy)? His name is Nick Swardson and he is fucking hilarious. You may have seen him in "Benchwarmers" as the dude who was afraid of sunlight, or in "Reno 911" as "Terry" the gay dude.

Well the reason I bring him up is the fact that he made this TV show pilot about a Gay Robot who lives on a college campus. The pilot is totally fake, but the show is like 15-20 minutes long. It's not new, so you may have already seen it. The only reason I bring it up is because I seen it on Myspace and I totally forgot how funny it was. Check it out.

And There You Have It

Guten Tag all!

Did you see that UFC fight? WT fucking F Mate! (I guess the "F" already stood for fuck). Anyways, why did Jean Claude Georges St. Pierre get beat like that by Matt Serra? I like both fighters and they are both really good MMA fighters, but I expected more from St. Pierre. I guess that is what happens in real life. It's not always a Rocky movie. Oh did you see that poor excuse for an undercard fight with those two pricks Diego Sanchez and Josh Koscheck? That fight was such the crap whole. Kos landed like 12 punches and Diego landed like -3. Finally the dance went to Koscheck by decision of course.

You wanna know who can kick all there asses?...... Joey the Karate Master. Here is a clip of him in action. Peep Game Son!

Happy Easter from the Goat!

Hey Bastards! Happy Jesus come backith day or whatever easter represents.

Yeah so I went out into the world this morning to do a little money spending, and nothing is open. WTF Mate! Just cuz it's Easter don't mean I don't need shit. Hello Best Buy, Wut Up Target! Make them niggaz work.

Well everyone else have a happy Easter with your Fam, But to all the bastards who decided to close their business today, The Easter Bunny Hates You!

White Chicks & Gang Signs

I saw this video on the You Tube the other day and I thought it was pretty funny. You may have already seen it, but here it is again bitches. Also check out the website at the bottom of the video. They got some pretty cool stuff on there.

In other news, we are about to watch the UFC fight @ Paul's house. I don't even know who's fighting, but fuck it! If anything goes down I will keep you posted son.

Oh yeah. As you can see I made some changes to the site. Not completely done yet so bare with a brotha. I still have to fix the video section and then add more content and fix up the side bars.

Oh one more thing (so may things, so little time). Go check out the new GTA IV trailer on the Rockstar website. That shit is the tits son!!

Yada-di-mean

Damn You Geico!

In case you haven't heard, they are making a sitcom of those funny prehistoric cavemen from the Geico commercials. Way to ruin a good thing ABC & Geico. I must say those commercials are the best. The problem I have is that there is no way this sitcom will be good.
Seriously, a fucking weekly show about cavemen. . . I can hear the canned laughter now!
NEVER GONNA LAST!

Where's Chuck Norris when You need him?

WTF Mate!

So once again your friendly neighborhood Goat has to come to the rescue with a fucking post for the Stealthy Goat. Granted it is my website, but you would think somethings going on in the world that my 5 other compadres would like to share. Well kiddies . . Step into my office .. . YOUR FUCKING FIRED!!!

Nah, I don't pay them anyway. Ha ha Fuckers, whiles I sit back and make millions. . . .

Ok so here is a few videos that are pretty funny.

And this one



On a totally different subject . .

Just when you thought that's all I have for you. It's once again time for the world famous (well not really) Celebrity Boob of the Week Month Whenever.

Anne Hathaway

While You all might know her from movies like "Ella Enchanted" or "Princess Diaries" or "Devils Wears Prada", But I know her from the movie "Havoc" were shit goes down (and comes off baby).

Ok that's it for now.

Everyone LOVES it!

Whilst surfing the grand ole internet today, I came across this lovely little song which pays homage to a dear friend of mine. I hope you enjoy. And remember........it's fun for a girl OR a boy :)

You know I really wish I had more to say here on my first post, but I have come to the sad realization that I have no life lately. This being the truth, it will take me a while to find something interesting to say. Until then, take care all, and try not to get the jingle stuck in your heads.............

What What (In the Butt)

Before Llama sneaks in the latest "Tahoe Trip" review, I wanted to post a quick somethin somethin.

I know by now everyone has seen bald ass Britney Spears, but once is not enough. A lot of questions have been raised about why she shaved her head. If you wanted to know the truth, all you need to do was come to the Goat. Britney has been thru some tough times. First Justin and her broke up (tears), then She got married for all of 60 seconds or something like that to that one guy, then she got married again to K-Fed, and then they got divorced. Not only is Kevi Kev giving her a hard time, but did you see the shots of her battered and bruised platypus? Think about it. She went from the great Britney "Im a hot ass virgin" Spears, to Hollywood train wreck. Of course the new dew it's a shocker at first. But look at Natalie Portman or Sigourney Weaver. Sure they did it for movie roles and not cuz they just got out of rehab, but no ones offering Britney anymore movies since she shitted on the last one. long story short, I'd still give it to her. She's fucking Britney Spears!

On to the next piece of news or should I say whole damn pie. Those crazy cats from the show Reno 911 are coming out with a movie. Check out the trailer, fucking hilarious. What's not hilarous is Niecy Nash's ass! HOLLY CRAP. Here is a picture from the "Reno 911 Miami" LA premiere.

Now being black myself, I'm pretty familiar with big assed women (Not big women persay, but women with large hindquarters). But this shit is not necessary.

Moving on. . . I found this picture over on the interweb and thought everyone needed to see it. Before you say it's a fake, click on the picture to get a closer shot. I am probably one of the few people out their who don't like Beyonce. Don't get me wrong I'd still give it to her (and she'd like it), but she just gets on my last nerves. All that money and she can't get a good weave and a wax. Come on now. Her mustache is bigger then Jay-Z's.

So by know your probably wondering why the title of this post is what it is. Well this is why:

(note: if you watch this video and don't laugh, God hates you)

Bout Damn Time!

Hello Everbody! It's been a minute since we last posted on the site. You'd think with 6 people somebody would have something to say. Whatever. So I scowered the interweb thru the endless blogs and porn, to find some tib-bits to keep you chill-ren coming back for more. (says "Thank you Ninja")

Lets start things off with a little Joe Rogan. You know who he is right? The host of T.V.'s Fear Factor. The in no-way out of place "Color Commentator" of the Untimate Fighting Championship. The roving stand up comedian? Well good O'l Joe after finishing his set @ the Comedy Store, decided to call out fellow comedian and sit-com mexican Carlos Mencia. It seems some people think Carlos has been building his success off of stolen jokes. I'll let Joe tell you the rest of the story. Watch the video and then read what Joe has to say about the matter. Video - Joe's Side of things

Next we have a little something for the fellas. You ever wonder why that hot ass breezy never wanted to give you the time of the day (let alone sleep with you)? I'll tell you why, YOUR SHITS WEAK SON!!! Wizeak! Welp I'm here ta help you out. Well not me personally, but here's the top 7 "most effective pheromes" from PheromoneReviewSite.com. The picture on the left is a brand called "Pherlure Cologne". Their shits supposed to just have ladies on tilt, ready to kill a brother ta get some penis. YADA DI MEEN! (Ah if you get that two pack, brake me off son!)

Now for the ladies. Did your man try and give you his "Dick in a Box" for Valentines's day? Now for some reason did that box look empty when you opened it? Well that sucks, but hey at least he tried. Next time why don't you try a little harder and give him something special from the heart. Like your "Boobs in a Box". But please for the love of all things porn, do a better job then these two scally wags!! I honestly could not watch the whole video (Tell me how it turned out). If your not into Boobs (who's not into boobs?), you might wanna try (and I don't know how this works) giving the gift that keeps on giving. Your "Box in a Box"! Someone tell me why this chick is even getting 5 of her 15 minutes of fame.

Oh here's something that's fucking sweet like your mothers teet! A fucking Horse Head Pillow!!! Tell me that's not dope. Something else that's pretty cool for you people who went all ape shit for the Apple iPhone, LG and Prada just went major with a collabo phone called the KE850 Prada
Click here for the story from Engadget.com

Alrighty ladies I'm out for nah!
(The only thing we can agree on is that I'm good looking)

Once again, "THE MAN", is tryin to bring the brotha's down!!!

Well, here we go with yet another twisted theory from me, "The Lazy One".

If anyone out there is a cigarette smoker, like myself, you might have heard that cigarettes are now being made with a paper that goes out if not hit in a timely fashion. This is to prevent people from burning all of their worldly possesions to ground, if they fall asleep with a tasty treat lit. Now being a Newport smoker, I took a look at my box of 20 cancer sticks, and noticed that it doesnt have the little black line, showing that they are made with the new paper. What the hell!! Some of my collegues and I have come to this conclusion: George Bush hates black people! Yep. Turns out Kanye was right. This is nothing more than a plot between the government and big tobacco, to rid the world of as many African Americans as possible. Hit em' where it hurts...tasty Newport pleasure. Damn them!!

On other topics....

The Super Bowl turned out to be just that...SUPER...until the 3rd quarter. After the pathetic halftime show by Prince, I mean, uh...is that still his name? I don't know. Anyway, after that Greek tragedy of a half time performance, the Bears decided to follow suit, and shit the bed as well. Terrible throws, terrible defense. Just frickin' terrible! Well at least I got nice and drunk! The only way to fly my friends!

One final note. I used to go to dump.com all the time, to get my funny video fix. Funny videos, fight videos, and just plain cool shit. They recently had a format change, and now it is strictly porn. Now, I don't have a problem with porn, but there are 40 billion other porn sites available, and taking away my video source just pisses me off. Where the fuck am I supposed to see the new Kimbo fight?? I guess I'll just drag my sorry ass over to you tube, or metcafe, but going to Dump was so much cooler. If I catch the punk-ass motherfucker that changed the format, I will beat him like Kimbo beats everyone. Ya heard!!

The Lazy One....OUT!!!

4 Un-Related Things 2 Look @

Let me start off with letting all you Hyphy kids know were you can cop a pair of authentic "Stunna Shades". How about StunnaShadez.net. That's right breezy, The Federation has hooked up with whoever to sell you official Yay Area Stunnaz. The site needs a little work and a pair will cost you like $50.00, but it might be hard to find good stunnaz in the Mid-West.

Next we have the "Celebrity Boob" of the whenever I put it on the site. Today I bring you Rosario Dawson from the crappy movie "Alexander"

(She looks a little mean)
2 down 2 ta go. Lets see. . . Oh for you gamers out there who want to upgrade to the new MS Vista, think again. The folks over at PC Perspective did a review on ATI and NVIDIA upgraded Vista drivers and how they perform unda pressure. Check it out HERE. If you don't wanna read I'll tell you how it ends. (Spoiler!!) They basically said if your a gamer wait until they get their Vista driver shit down before converting your OS. But if you just gotta get the new Vista, ATI is the Card to have at the moment.

Ok and now the big finish. . . drum roll please. . . . Watch this clip

Your Black Son. (Two fingers to the wind! BZ)

God Hates Fags (I didn't say it!!)

Surfing around the net, I found this video of some extra EXTRA fucking religious dude claiming that "God hates fags" (His words people not mine). Before I watched it I thought this guy was joking and was just making a funny video or whatever. Then when he started singing I thought that someone was calling him gay (look at him). Then the hook came in. Guess what that was. Click the picture for his video, and watch the whole (I'm gay but I hate gays) thing.

So anyway this guys name is Donnie Davies. His. . ."message" has been banned from YouTube, Google Video, and Myspace. Apparently his whole klan church is all about hating Gay people and turning them straight. Here are some links I think you will find interesting. Maybe some of you will convert. . . Yo this is one crazy cracka!
His Church, His Video Blog (watch the video this dude is serious) Did you know Jaz-Z and Metallica were Gay bands? He did.

Ask a Ninja Question 16

I was talking to my friend at work today about "Ask a Ninja" and how original ideas are hard to comebye these days. You know like there can only be one Myspace or YouTube, or Wikipedia. Sure others try, but once the money train has come, it ain't coming back sucka. Why do you think all the DotComs busted. Out of all the Search Engines ever made, how many do you use to find shit? Yahoo, Google, um. . .um. . . That's what I thought. Roll the clip.

Cuttin it Deep

My Boy Gerald out of Davis, sent me this trailer for the new video "Cuttin it Deep". If your looking for it, It should be out soon. It stars a few NorCal riders you might know like Zac Costa and the owner/operator of Ramp Rats Mike Krnaich. Also I believe "G-Unit" Gerald himself is in the friends section. Check out the clip below and also peep Marco Svizzero imeem page for a couple of Solid Bikes promos.

Let Me Help You Waste Some Time

I've put together a few things to help you waste your precious life away. Hope you enjoy.

First off some movie trailers:

1. 300: Check out the "International Trailer (12.27.06)"

2. Spiderman 3: The most current trailer is your best bet, but check'em all

3. GrindHouse: Tarantino & Rodriguez double feature (peep Rose M. with the gun leg)

4. Live Free or Die Hard: That's right bitches John McClane is back!!!!

How bout a little random video action:

1. Playboy Bunnys "Ghost Ride the Whip" What the Fuck!!!

2. Cake Ninja: Every time you watch it, it gets funnier

3. Nike Soccer vs Ninjas: Now I hate Nike, but the commercial is pretty cool

4. Starwars (PSA's) Public Service Announcements: For Starwars fans

That's enought for now. Also I added some New Years pics to the gallery if you wanna check them out. (I purposely did not put any nudie pics up)

Tune in for when I catch this damn mouse running around my house. His public execution will be televised right here! That son of a bitch!!!!

On the Eve of Christmas Eve

First off, let me start by saying happy holidays to all. Now that the pleasantries are out of the way, lets get down to business.

Last night we had a little Christmas eve eve dinner party type deal thingy of sorts at the Ol' Goat Ranch. Just a few people over with nothing better to do, eating dinner and exchanging gifts. Speaking of gifts, Biv got himself a very special present from his sisters.

That's right Bitch!!! A fucking "Onesy". Click the picture for better view. According to Biv he can now role right out of bed and straight to the computer for some Battlefield action. One fell swoop!

I can't stop laughing. But seriously, what lady doesn't want to snuggle up with a grown man in a onesy?

All in all it was a pretty good night. We had 3 PC's setup playing BF2142 in heavy rotation (and I'm not just sayng that cuz BP Yam Yots was on the sticks). A few of the boys were getting a taste of the action for the first time. Ah to have that noob feeling again. Like a new born baby sucking its mom's teet.
Later we sat down for some good eats. Keep in mind, the whole time we were steady drinking the beers, and various other alcholic provisions.


And that is when the game of "Drop" came into play. You see "Drop" is not a drinking game. That is what "Circle of Death" is for. No my friends "Drop" is drunk game.


Tony plugs up his bloody nose courtesy of "Drop"

Before I wrap it up, I forgot two things:

I added a new video I know you will enjoy.


and secondly, this little treasure

What's it Gonna Be?

Well how was your weekend? Mine was pretty shitty. So that's what's up with that!

I've found a few things you might like so it's time for the run down. It's been a while since the last "Celebrity Boob of the (whenever I feel like putting a picture up here)". So Here ya go.

Jennifer Lopez in all her slightly shaded glory

You can thank the movie "U-Turn" for this one.

Speaking of nude celebs, did you know on Amazon they have a top 25 nude celeb movies. What the crap!

Speaking of crap & nude celebs, you may have heard that one Britney(beat to crap) Spears Federline, has been showing her baby-scar'd monkey around town. If you haven't seen it you should be thankful. But I know you want too, so here you go. I refuse to put those pictures on my site, but feel free to check out her not so goods!

Now that that's out of the way. . . I've added a few new movies to the video section of the site. A couple of YouTubes and a classic come back to life. If you know who I'm talking about, then you know what I'm talking about.

I'll think of more later.

Videos coming soon

The weekend is here and it's already almost over. I started editing some videos tonight for the website. Mostly BMX stuff, but I got some other stuff as well. You know like Beer Fest's and Bar footage. Things of that nature.

The good thing about my website is that I don't really care if anybody visits it. But if someone does drop by, I would like them to enjoy their stay.

Don't forget, if you got footage or pics for me. hit me up at HeyGoat@stealthygoat.com


Yee!

More Pictures

I'll be adding in more pictures as I get time. Most of these are kinda old, but I know there's some new ones around here.

After I get a few more picture galleries up, I will be putting on some video. The thing about that is... most of my good video, and I mean "GOOD VIDEO" will get some poor chaps in trouble. I'm just sayin yo.

I might put a comment sections for each gallery, but that might take some time kid. What I really wanna get crack'n on is gettin the shirts made. Also If anybody can draw let me know. I need a logo. I can't use the one in my blog sections cuz I stole it. ( don't wanna get sued and shit)

Shit's Weak - Wizeak!